Police are not right for the country 📱

Ajouté : 2026-06-10

[00:00:01]SPIN CITY on the screen. Breaking news. Then he does it again. The base in the morning about reunite. He steps in loud and he don't back right. Clip it. Watch the chat explode. One more check, then he takes the road. He talks that talk with the grin and the stare. The other side's talking. He already there. Hold up. Hold up. Here he comes. Hands in the air. Let the verdict come. No more hush, no more shin city and the whole place win city. He don't play it safe.

[00:00:40]Bringing fire to the face on the mic and he says what he means.

[00:00:50]Shaking the scene.

[00:00:53]Hit the panels in a circle. Everybody wants a turn. He leans in hard. Let the hot takes burn. Protest on the chica in the thread. He talks over the chaos with a raised up head. Kill a little louder.

[00:01:03]Make a point clean. Cut through the noise like a headline machine. They come for the room. He comes right back. One more clash and the whole time. Hold up.

[00:01:12]Hold up. Here he comes. Hands in the air. Let the birdie come. No more hush, no more shake. Spin city live and the whole place.

[00:01:23]He don't play.

[00:01:26]Spin city.

[00:01:27]Bringing fire to the face on the mic and he says what he means.

[00:01:36]Shake up the scene.

[00:01:40]When the mics get hot and the comments fly, he laughs at the noise and he calls it live. One more round. Let the sparks go wild. Spins in on the right side.

[00:01:52]Spin City bringing fire to the face on the mic and he says what he means.

[00:02:07]Shaking up the scene.

[00:02:22]Okay, we are back live. Ben, uh, I just need to do some logistics on my back end really quickly. Um, if you can take over, I would appreciate.

[00:02:35]>> Go ahead and rub and tug.

[00:02:38]>> Shut up. Chicken neck.

[00:02:45]You two need to get a room. My god.

[00:02:48]Again.

[00:02:55]>> What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[00:02:57]>> I know, right?

[00:03:02]Um, we uh Ben, if you look at the top number, as I said, >> Oh, that's not even close.

[00:03:11]>> Well, it it'll come back.

[00:03:17]Yeah, guys, I apologize. Triple that.

[00:03:20]>> I apologize. We were having some technical issues on the stream on the other streamyard.

[00:03:29]I apologize for that.

[00:03:33]>> Testical difficulties. Testical.

[00:03:35]>> Yeah, we were we we were we were having some testicle difficulties.

[00:03:41]Um Ben, you want to drop the StreamYard link again?

[00:03:45]mostly that uh it turns out that Spin ran through his baby oil for real.

[00:03:58]>> I mean, Sarah was kind of on point with bringing out that baby oil, too.

[00:04:01]Earlier, I was like, "Holy shit." Like, she >> That's all right, water boy.

[00:04:04]>> She laid into it. She laid right into it. She wasn't avoiding it. It was great.

[00:04:10]>> That's all right, water boy.

[00:04:13]>> Uh >> what what is it? It's gate raid.

[00:04:21]Water sucks. It really really sucks.

[00:04:28]>> I fell I fell into that one.

[00:04:33]>> That that that's some high quality H2O.

[00:04:36]>> I hate Gatorade. I don't I won't drink that [ __ ] I You know what? I don't care for it. When we when I was when I wore the uniform, it was either Squencher, which is like Gatorade or Gatorade.

[00:04:53]And >> I would rather go lick the salt lick, the animal salt lick, and drink real water than drink Gatorade, >> right?

[00:05:02]>> You ever have Pedialyte? The >> Oh god, that's that's even worse.

[00:05:08]>> I tell you what, that [ __ ] works, though.

[00:05:11]>> It It works. But like you can't just like drink a bottle of it. Like it it you can take a couple gul gulps of it, but [ __ ] >> It depends on depends on what profession you're in cuz you're out there in that Florida swamp heat and uh you've been out there all day running trimmer. Uh >> water boy.

[00:05:30]>> Yeah, you might need it.

[00:05:33]>> Pay for the win.

[00:05:34]>> What up?

[00:05:36]>> You don't check your screen lately, do you?

[00:05:39]>> Which which one?

[00:05:42]Bobby Boucher. Yeah, you Bobby Bouche.

[00:05:47]>> Wait, wait, wait, which devil are you talking about here? Spin.

[00:05:51]Hey, >> you check your nickname, sucker.

[00:05:56]>> Oh, that that Oh, that screen.

[00:05:58]I can I can roll with that.

[00:06:04]>> It's not a lie.

[00:06:09]>> All right. Guns makes his own electrolyte.

[00:06:12]>> Nice.

[00:06:14]Uh, yeah, I like the number now, sir.

[00:06:18]>> I take I take cell salts. Hailord.

[00:06:22]Yes.

[00:06:25]>> Oh, Christ. All right. Where's Where is everybody?

[00:06:29]>> No, we are on the heathen side. And hail the all father.

[00:06:33]>> They might not have got the memo.

[00:06:35]>> Hey, Ben, I just wanted to ask you uh what's what's for dessert? How [ __ ] how [ __ ] hard is it? I said it was in the back chat.

[00:06:45]>> All they can do is click it.

[00:06:47]>> Just like I told Dusty, I can provide you the link [ __ ] boo people.

[00:06:52]>> I told you.

[00:06:54]>> Just you.

[00:06:56]It wasn't me. I'm not the guy with the Transformers. There's no Transformers behind me. And you're the guy that shaved.

[00:07:03]>> But you are Oh my god.

[00:07:06]The guy with the transformer.

[00:07:10]You're talking about the 40-year-old virgin. Got it. Okay.

[00:07:15]>> All right. All right, Ben. You want to [ __ ] with me? All right.

[00:07:19]>> Sniff sniff sea sniff sea salt. Oh, that's >> I do have >> I eat sea salt. I eat sea salt.

[00:07:26]>> Do you trim your mustache at least?

[00:07:29]>> Oh, I definitely trim my mustache or else that [ __ ] will get right in my mouth.

[00:07:34]All kinds of people ask me if my beard gets in my mouth when I eat. I'm like, I'm out of here, dudes. The [ __ ] is wrong?

[00:07:42]>> When I when I had the long beard, uh, yeah, I never had that issue. Like, but I still got I still had to trim the mustache. Like, I out pretty far, but >> basically I basically I line it out every time I shave shave off the leftover hairs that haven't ran away from me.

[00:08:01]>> Have you ever had birds nest in your beard before? Like, yes. dusty.

[00:08:06]>> I've got I've got pictures of uh uh old ass Facebook pictures of chicks that used to hang out and they peep out and >> that's hilarious. That that that is uh profile pick worthy, I'd imagine.

[00:08:23]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:25]>> You don't need some like fake AI [ __ ] for that. You got the real deal.

[00:08:29]>> No, dude. when when [ __ ] that was one of the first things when AI uh first uh started making [ __ ] One of the big ones that I saw going around was a peacock chick or a pea chick and [ __ ] they had those things all bright and crazy looking. Dude, pea chicks are [ __ ] You can't hardly tell them apart.

[00:08:50]They're they're like a dull dull brown.

[00:08:54]Like they aren't they aren't colorful at all.

[00:08:56]>> Oh yeah. Right. Right right. Yep. Yep.

[00:08:58]Yep.

[00:08:58]>> Yeah. They can't they can't fly yet.

[00:09:00]They're they they're they're meant to match the the dead grass. So they're like a dull brown.

[00:09:06]>> They're like camouflaged then.

[00:09:08]>> Yeah. Yeah. And they don't get the color. They don't get the full color.

[00:09:12]Like the males don't get the train the the thing peacocks are known for until they're three.

[00:09:20]>> And then even that when they're three, it's kind of a spotty train. When they're like five, they get the full nice big train. Them [ __ ] live forever.

[00:09:29]We need Kraut Mick so we can have a [ __ ] topic. That [ __ ] comes up with topics every [ __ ] time.

[00:09:36]>> I can give you topics. I got a couple questions if we could Clay though.

[00:09:40]>> Yeah.

[00:09:41]>> Um the first one was when we were talking about every >> Why are you gay?

[00:09:45]>> What are you gay?

[00:09:49]>> I may or may not listen to Cold Play if that's what you're asking for.

[00:09:55]>> Oh [ __ ] Uh, you like some Mmore? Is that what you're telling me?

[00:10:02]>> No. M. F talk Mmore.

[00:10:06]>> You not as a person.

[00:10:11]>> The inflection in my voice does may or may not admit that. Okay. And that one's a no.

[00:10:16]>> You may or may not. That's the optimum word there, sir. May or may not.

[00:10:21]>> You're just spinning wheels there, Spin.

[00:10:23]>> That's right. I am, Water Boy.

[00:10:25]>> Yes. You got spinners spinning clockwise on that wheelchair of yours.

[00:10:30]>> Well, after I get p after I get done paying, you know, for things that I actually need, it it would be unattainable, sir.

[00:10:38]>> Ah, right. Fourth of July.

[00:10:42]>> Let me tell you about Fourth of July.

[00:10:47]>> You know, I I just I just saw a semitr that blew up on the [ __ ] freeway somewhere. Did you guys see that clip?

[00:10:53]There was like fireworks everywhere.

[00:10:55]Like >> of all trucks to like have an accident, it's the firework truck, right?

[00:11:00]>> Oh, WOW.

[00:11:01]>> WOW.

[00:11:03]>> BOOM.

[00:11:03]>> DAMN. That's crazy.

[00:11:05]>> Dynamite.

[00:11:07]>> Have you seen this avatar of mine for the win?

[00:11:10]>> No, I I'm from South Dakota.

[00:11:13]>> I'm from South Dakota. It's a freeforall on Fourth of July. We could fight We can buy mortars. It doesn't matter. Whatever you want. Like I used back when I used to [ __ ] make a [ __ ] ton of money.

[00:11:25][ __ ] I'd buy mortars. It'd take us two hours to set off all the mortars. We went to we had a little town park and it had a tennis court and we'd just line up I and we'd do [ __ ] like eight of them at a time and it'd still take us like two hours. We just would go nuts with it. And I swear bet I bet in that process there was one that you're like you lit it and then it didn't do anything and you're like [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not gonna touch it. [ __ ] do something you son of a [ __ ] >> The the mortars actually thankfully know that that never happened with the mortars cuz them things were kind of scary but definitely I've had it happen with other things but the the problem is is growing up with them like we were rough when I was kids. We used to have like Roman candle wars and bottle rocket wars and [ __ ] Oh, I've done that before. That's [ __ ] fun as [ __ ] >> Things are just rocketing right at you and you're like, "Dodge."

[00:12:19]>> Yeah. So, I have for that. So, because when we were young, we had the BB guns and uh me and my little brother, we were uh shooting each other. We put on some big ass, you know, cloth jackets and [ __ ] to protect ourselves. I mean, this was probably the craziest shot you've ever seen with a BB gun because that [ __ ] was all the way across the field u like an acre field like he's over there ducking through the grass and [ __ ] and you know must have caught a good wind because that [ __ ] thing that BB hit him right in the [ __ ] tooth.

[00:12:58]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah, bro. So it was pretty dangerous right >> now. That does happen. That does happen when night when I'm doing my joints or rolling my cigarettes. I definitely smoke more beard hairs than than I should.

[00:13:11]>> You're like, you're smelling something funny. You're like, that's beard hair.

[00:13:14]>> But that story, right? So, you know, of course, mom comes home and and uh she she didn't we didn't tell her, but she did notice that and it was like right after this happened. She did notice that he was, you know, bleeding out his mouth profusely. just like what the hell happened?

[00:13:34]>> And so we had come up with the story that uh we were playing with the toy gun and he had thrown it up in the air and it hit him in the mouth. And she was looking at the injury and she's like that is not at all what the [ __ ] happened here.

[00:13:52]Something else happened to me. So my little brother >> I don't know what the truth is but that ain't it [ __ ] My my dad rule to us kids was whoever's the oldest [ __ ] did it. I know you did it.

[00:14:07]>> We were the ones in trouble.

[00:14:09]>> My my parents had a they're going to do a roundroin of spankings until the one that until someone cops to it and they'll just keep on doing the [ __ ] round robin.

[00:14:20]>> Oh man, >> there was another one too. So obviously, you know, in the end, everybody got the whoopins, but you would actually have to sit there and listen to my stepdad for [ __ ] an hour and a half to two hours tell you why it is that you're going to get this ass whooping. And then afterward, you also get another half an hour of having to listen to this [ __ ] >> Like, can I get just like maybe another third ass whoopings and like we can cut off that first couple hours or something?

[00:14:52]>> Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. See, and that's the way the discipline is supposed to be. But they don't even do the ass whoopings anymore, much less the talking. No [ __ ] so my I I I re about six months ago I reconnected with my brother my my my full-blood brother and uh he uh was telling me his one of his favorite moments as a kid was one day I was we were sheer and sheep and uh we didn't back then they didn't have them big hydraulic packers that they have now.

[00:15:29]You take these giant, it's basically a giant burlap sack and you hang it off the side of a [ __ ] uh grain truck and then you climb up inside that [ __ ] and then they throw them pieces of wool down on it on on you and somebody stands in there and jumps on the damn things. And I was doing that and one day I'm sitting there and all a sudden I felt a poke in my back. So, I thought, you know, like a piece of wood or something or, you know, a sliver or something was sticking out.

[00:15:57]And I turned around, tried to find it.

[00:15:59]And I go back to jumping and it [ __ ] bites me again.

[00:16:03]>> And I I look at my shirt and I can't [ __ ] find this thing.

[00:16:07]>> And I go back to jumping and it bites me again. And I mean, it hurts.

[00:16:12]>> I start climbing out to go see what the [ __ ] is going on out here. Like, what am I poking on the outside here? And when I peek up over the [ __ ] rim, my brother takes off running with his [ __ ] PB [ __ ] in hand, [ __ ] pumping that thing.

[00:16:29]>> [ __ ] There it is.

[00:16:32]>> Is this a sheep? Nope. It's a BB gun.

[00:16:35]>> Yeah, that was not a poker. That was my brother shooting me.

[00:16:39]>> I thought I thought I was going to hear there's a sheep in there. I'm like, [ __ ] Drop the whole [ __ ] sheep in there with you. Oh, my brother my brother took a free shot. He's like, he's trapped. I'm getting him as many times as I can.

[00:16:54]>> He went from a wool stomper to a carpet muncher.

[00:16:57]>> [ __ ] That [ __ ] hurt, too.

[00:17:00]>> That didn't That didn't work. That was stupid. That was dumb.

[00:17:04]>> No. No. I If I had the soundboard, I would have made the the crash sound.

[00:17:10]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:17:12]>> What's up, Andy?

[00:17:15]Oh [ __ ] Yeah, >> Clay, that that that what what is that?

[00:17:20]Is that like a woolly llama there?

[00:17:22]>> That is an alpaca, sir.

[00:17:24]>> Alpaca actually.

[00:17:30]>> No, that that wouldn't have been it. Uh [ __ ] that's that alpaca is not happy right now. It's it's it's going it's going >> It looks like the Joe Biden of alpacas.

[00:17:44]Yeah, that is not the happy look. That's the That's the It's probably starting first thing it does is give you that look and then go you. It might do a little but >> pistol.

[00:17:56]>> That's step one. Step two, you hear this gurgling sound coming from their coming from their [ __ ] gut.

[00:18:06]Step three is they hawk that gurgly [ __ ] up out of their gut. And alpacas are ruminants. So they have four stomachs.

[00:18:14]One of those stomachs is their fermenty stomach. The stuff in their fermenty stomach smells something like the worst sewage you've ever smelled. And it sticks to you. And that is what's coming your way.

[00:18:31]>> No bueno.

[00:18:33]>> But today, >> you can wash like 20 times, dude. That smell don't come off. [ __ ] >> Yeah. Alcohol. You name it.

[00:18:42]>> You got to like suck your [ __ ] in like tomato juice like [ __ ] skunks.

[00:18:46]>> Yeah.

[00:18:50]Yeah. It's the full fermenty stomach juice. It's It's horrible. It's horrible. Like the little That's not the fermenty stuff. They're just kind of spitting out whatever's in your in their mouth and spitting it at you.

[00:19:04]>> Wonder if you can cook with it.

[00:19:10]on the on the side of the freeway going down to my appointment today.

[00:19:14]There's a alpaca and there's a camel on like in an enclosure on the side of the freeway.

[00:19:21]>> Okay.

[00:19:21]>> And it just it just seems so unnatural to see a camel of all things. You know, I get the llamas and the alpacas and such like that, but the camel I'm like, "Oh, that's cool."

[00:19:32]>> But what was most interesting was the Trump 2024 sign that was right in front of it.

[00:19:37]And they whoever made it took a king sign and put it on top of the sign and then change a four to the eight.

[00:19:48]>> Okay. Interesting.

[00:19:50]>> I know for for all to see. I'm like, man, that's master trolling. Master trolling. Right.

[00:19:54]>> Right.

[00:19:56]Yeah. You should definitely get a pick of that. Put it in the Discord for sure.

[00:20:00]>> I I'll I'll be going down that way again, I'm sure. So, I'll get it.

[00:20:03]>> Yeah, that'd be cool.

[00:20:05]I mean, it's not like, you know, in front of like a sidewalk where some lefty can just [ __ ] you know, kick it down or some [ __ ] So, you know, it'll be >> um where I uh where I used to work in Jacksonville. Um it was it was like well it was Jack's Beach. It's actually Jack's Beach and then you cross over into St. John's. Uh but before you get there, you know, the the whole beach area and all that, there's this one lady who uh did like the the crazy signs and [ __ ] with and on her fence and all the [ __ ] weird [ __ ] and uh the emperor has no clothes or new clothes or whatever it was and all that [ __ ] And then uh she she'd hang some like crazy ass uh anti-Trump [ __ ] too all the [ __ ] time, bro. And it's crazy because like the whole area there's nothing like that except for one house. It's her house and it's just like crazy [ __ ] She's the crazy lady and everybody knows it. But she's, you know, she's allowed to do her [ __ ] It's crazy.

[00:21:18]Anyway, that sign just kind of reminded me of that. But you had a question.

[00:21:22]>> Yeah, I Well, I'll comment to that, too.

[00:21:24]My My dad for the 2000 election, we had a we had a property where it was on the corner of like two major roads and he bought like these giant like tablecloths and then painted on it for the signage.

[00:21:38]And one sign said Clinton Gore no more. And the other one said Gore 100% factf free.

[00:21:52]>> That's pretty [ __ ] good. I like that.

[00:21:56]>> And it was done in that such homemade variation, you know? It wasn't just like a printed sign. It was [ __ ] sweet. It was awesome.

[00:22:12]All right. See you later, Howard. Take care, sir.

[00:22:17]>> Later, Howard.

[00:22:21]>> Ben.

[00:22:22]>> Yeah, >> we need to get the the sounder. Ben, that's like from Shaunan. Howard, the phone is ringing.

[00:22:33]We got to get that one for Howard.

[00:22:38]>> No Howard here, man.

[00:22:40]>> What's crazy too about the panel over there when we were on Sarah is um I was so expecting Joe to show up. Like that was like a like obvious, right?

[00:22:52]>> I just sent him the link on Discord.

[00:22:56]>> Send it to Send it to Santa, too.

[00:22:59]>> I did.

[00:23:01]Um, >> else I'm have to start fighting with you guys about your [ __ ] weird weird thoughts about flags and [ __ ] >> Also, also in prisons, they absolutely serve rotten food.

[00:23:13]>> They do. They do.

[00:23:15]>> 75% of inmates have eaten rotten food.

[00:23:19]>> You know how you get past that, by the way?

[00:23:24]>> You work in the kitchen.

[00:23:27]What I did was I was on a >> tough >> I'm on a I'm a vegetarian and so uh it's a pretty shitty diet mostly but uh in prison but uh they basically give you a lot of sandwiches and [ __ ] bed. Three times a week >> you get uh three times a week you get pumpern nickel bread with a thing of cream cheese which that's the only place you can get it in prison. You can't buy it on commissary, no nothing. So those things are valuable like you know.

[00:24:01]>> Yeah. No doubt.

[00:24:03]>> So I used to trade those to the guys that worked in the garden. This is actually how I started enjoying hot peppers and [ __ ] because the prison food was so horrible and I'd just get fresh peppers or onions or whatever raw and just [ __ ] chuck them cut them up and chuck them in my food back in my room.

[00:24:19]Well, I tell you that raw that raw food right out of the the farm or the garden depending on where you're at. Like that's the best because like yeah, you go to the chow hall or whatever and you got to you know there's some things you might be able to stomach or whatever but like especially if you happen to be in the in the on the farm where there's ters. I mean you just eat ters right out the [ __ ] ground. Don't get caught doing it, of course. But yeah, just [ __ ] eat a bunch of ters and you won't have to worry about that [ __ ] man.

[00:24:52]>> Speaking of ters, Clay, those maiders you talked about the first time I came on the screen on the stream and I was like giving you [ __ ] and everything and you're telling me to like grow tomatoes in the in the apartment and everything and whatnot >> like that. I was like, who who the [ __ ] is just going to like grow tomato? What the [ __ ] Now realizing the whole >> back story with the tomatoes and Sarah and the raging tomato, all that stuff.

[00:25:14]I'm like >> I'm like I get it now. I get it. I just said that to spin the other day and I'm like [ __ ] >> I get it now.

[00:25:22]>> And the thing too about that is like I think it's strawberries is like the easiest thing to grow, right, Ben?

[00:25:28]>> Oh dude, they're they're so wicked easy.

[00:25:32]Literally, you can plant you could put strawberries in a gutter and hang them on the side of your fence and and it's nice because strawberries send runners and that they just hang off the fence.

[00:25:43][ __ ] you just keep them watered almost no require very little [ __ ] nutrients and they just start chucking strawberries as fast as you can eat them.

[00:25:53]>> But but the tomatoes too. Tomatoes are super easy. Um but the but but I would say strawberries and that's funny you bring that up. Like I would actually go just grow some strawberries in your house, you know, and that sort of thing.

[00:26:05]U but I say tomatoes specifically because of that. Yes.

[00:26:11]>> My my friend, she was growing actually red, white, and blue strawberries last year.

[00:26:16]>> Yeah.

[00:26:17]>> I had no idea that they had variations like that. And are those natural? Like do they actually come naturally or is that something?

[00:26:23]>> Oh, yeah. Those are heritage. We grow we grow pineapple tomatoes, which are bright yellow. We grow purple Cherokee tomatoes, which are a dark, they're like a black purple. We grow pink tie-dye tomatoes.

[00:26:38]Um, atomic grape tomatoes, red, yellow, and orange cherry tomatoes.

[00:26:44]Um, >> rainbow.

[00:26:47]>> Rainbow Romas.

[00:26:52]>> Sounds like you got the LGBT of tomatoes over there.

[00:26:56]>> Oh, dude. We make all of our own sauces and can it. So, we try not to buy sauces from the store all year.

[00:27:02]>> Mhm.

[00:27:04]>> So, tell them about tell tell them about pineapple since you mentioned pineapple uh pineapple how how pineapples are grown. That I find fascinating.

[00:27:14]>> It's weird because what you think is the the top is actually kind of the bottom and they're like little bushes. They just have they just make clones. It's pineapple. It's all clones. That's all it is. It's kind of like the banana except for like on a very tiny scale.

[00:27:31]>> Yep. Yep. Well, in the bananas, the pineapples, it was done for uh economy.

[00:27:39]Um and they turned it into a monoculture with bananas. There was a disease that wiped out the bananas. And so, like there's even a song from the 60s, I believe, that's there's no more there's no more more bananas. And this is also part of why when you taste and these candies are gone really, but when I was young there was candies that didn't taste quite like a banana and they were banana. That's cuz they tasted like the bananas that are gone, >> right? And the crazy thing about pineapples too is that that wasn't even like really regularly on the on the uh menu. Like that was high society, right?

[00:28:20]That's why they got the What's the thing that the girl wears on her head? The with all the fruits and the pineapples like the >> Oh. Oh, the Chaita banana lady.

[00:28:29]>> Yeah. Which actually isn't actually a thing, by the way. That's one of them things. That's a uh >> the Mandela effect.

[00:28:37]>> The Mandela. Yes.

[00:28:39]>> Yes. It wasn't real.

[00:28:41]>> It was actually a basket. It was actually a basket. It was not her, >> dude. The Mandela effects. The ones. And everybody has them is what's [ __ ] up and they just don't know it. And [ __ ] those things those things are just mindblowing sometimes. Like one >> look it up, bro. It's so [ __ ] >> Oh, I I I dude you're you're diving in my world. I've seen all of this stuff.

[00:29:05]Absolutely.

[00:29:05]>> Or or the corn or the the fruit of a loom. All of us remember it with a cornucopia and it doesn't have it.

[00:29:12]>> That doesn't exist.

[00:29:13]>> The gif and the jiffy peanut butters.

[00:29:15]the the the How about the Monopoly guy? Did he have a monopoly?

[00:29:20]>> Yeah, the monle on the Monopoly guy.

[00:29:23]>> Yep.

[00:29:25]>> Yeah, the publishers clearing house.

[00:29:27]Like [ __ ] Oh, that one's real. The the >> the genie movie with uh uh Simbad that never existed that so many of us I I didn't actually see it, but I had a conversation and it was my [ __ ] first apartment. and one of my best friends lived right upstairs from me and we were in my living room and a commercial had just come on for that movie and [ __ ] uh Eric it was Eric Shaw and he asked me he's like you going to you going to watch one of those and I was like because there was two of them they always used to do that competing thing like they did Wide Herb and Tombstone and they they always made two competing movies that were basically the same >> and so they made the one with Shaq and the one with [ __ ] uh uh Simbad and I said if I was going to see one it'd be the one with Simbad. Cis is a comedian.

[00:30:19]It's going to be funny. Like I see no reason to watch a movie with Shaq and you know and uh I remember that conversation and the one movie doesn't even exist.

[00:30:33]>> Shit's crazy, man.

[00:30:35]>> Yeah, Brian I'm good friends with a guy that was like one of the kings of that [ __ ] and he'd say things that just [ __ ] me up. You're like, "No, no, >> no way."

[00:30:49]>> Yeah. Tom Thomas Yeah. Thomas says, "Mandela stuff feels more like brains being mostly mush."

[00:30:57]>> It It does. It does. The problem is is how many people have the same thing.

[00:31:03]Like just in general, you're like, "Why did so many of us remember that?"

[00:31:07]>> Like it's weird as [ __ ] >> The 90s really did happen though, right?

[00:31:13]Right.

[00:31:15]>> You know what I'm saying?

[00:31:16]>> 90s was [ __ ] weird, dude.

[00:31:19]>> Here's the thing about the 90s, though.

[00:31:21]>> Here's the thing about the 90s, though.

[00:31:23]Nothing really that I remember, and I'm sure you guys will clue me in. I don't really remember anything really that bad happening in the '9s.

[00:31:37]>> What the [ __ ] do you mean, dude?

[00:31:39]>> What the [ __ ] do you mean?

[00:31:40]>> I mean, You know why the '9s crime bill happened?

[00:31:46]>> I said I >> [ __ ] was mad max back then, dude.

[00:31:51]>> My rock collection in school was all about the Coline high shooting.

[00:31:56]>> That was like the highlight stuff and whatnot, but >> like for the most part, yeah, I mean like it wasn't like it is now or anything like that. I mean >> like my generation, I graduated in ' 06.

[00:32:08]Okay. So, >> we were like the last we were like the last of the Moheakans. We were like >> We don't mean people that were born in the 90s, dude. We mean people that lived in >> 88, [ __ ] But pretty much pretty much. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:32:22]>> I mean, well, you know what? I will say he's a millennial because of his status.

[00:32:26]Damn, you're young.

[00:32:27]>> Shut up, Clay. That is wrong. I'm like older.

[00:32:29]>> You're six years older than my oldest child.

[00:32:32]>> Well, you you're you're either going to have to choose uh millennial or Gen Z.

[00:32:37]So, which one are you?

[00:32:38]>> You're four years older than my oldest child.

[00:32:42]>> Like, I can I can literally say I'm a millennial, right? So, I'm 41. Okay.

[00:32:49]>> You're 41.

[00:32:50]>> You look good for 41, Clay. Good job, bro.

[00:32:52]>> Appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:32:55]>> That's all you got. Everybody gets one.

[00:32:58]>> Clay's a model, you know what I mean?

[00:33:03]>> Oh, Lord.

[00:33:04]>> Hey. Uh, no. I got good jeans for sure.

[00:33:07]Um, but I also work on with his shirt off.

[00:33:11]>> Breaking news.

[00:33:12]>> Breaking news.

[00:33:13]>> Clay is shopping at American Eagle.

[00:33:16]>> I look I'm telling you, bro. Like American Eagle wish.

[00:33:22]They wish, right? Yeah. No, I'm talking about like I I I worked in that [ __ ] Florida heat for years and I started, you know, when I was young, right? So, obviously like doing chores and [ __ ] but then uh my grandfather owned a campground, Casey Jones campground in Lake City, Florida. That was my grandfather's campground. And uh you know, obviously, you know, that that comes with a bunch of work, right? and crawling under trailers, fixing [ __ ] and learning a lot of [ __ ] from him. U so obviously I stayed very thin and I was very energetic so it worked out. Um and then after, you know, growing up and [ __ ] you know, staying in the labor industry, uh working in the heat, that shit's so [ __ ] hot, bro.

[00:34:12]But I tell you what, it does. It does good for your skin. It does good for your uh you know, for your build, all that stuff. And yeah, I'm s super appreciative for who I am, what I am, all that good stuff. I don't have no problems with the ladies. That that [ __ ] was funny watching that [ __ ] on Fatty's uh Fatty's panel. Uh cuz they were way off topic. The dude was absolutely 100% acting gay in my opinion. uh like talking about how uh you know he first off he started going well I want to have everything understood what we're going to do when we get into the bed and it's like okay and then after >> the dude that was saying that apparently it's a problem if a chick dude apparently that's why I have seven kids because I never learned the code word or whatever for [ __ ] don't give me a [ __ ] blow job to wake me up or whenever you want to give me a [ __ ] >> cuz I have been 100% on acceptance on this [ __ ] >> You you you know I I mean I I wanted to say this over there. I when my wife heard the the [ __ ] that was spewing out of those people's mouth, I turned around and I said, you know, I think we're going to get a calendar and uh I'm going to put yes or no up there and and give it give it to my wife. My wife looked at me and said, "Really?

[00:35:47]>> What the [ __ ] >> Might as well."

[00:35:49]>> Was this a fireman's calendar spin?

[00:35:52]>> No. No.

[00:35:55]retired fireman's calendar.

[00:35:57]>> Retired fireman's calendar. Yeah.

[00:35:59]Retired.

[00:36:02]>> I mean, like seriously. I mean, the [ __ ] that was coming out of their mouth. And then, >> you know, everybody >> I got married. I got married under Odin.

[00:36:12]If I don't put out what she needs me to put out, then she legitimately that's a reason for divorce, >> right?

[00:36:20]on the calendar every day at least once a day.

[00:36:26]>> Oh god. It's It's part of the contract.

[00:36:30]>> Exactly.

[00:36:31]>> I mean, it it it it felt like they it it you're going to laugh at this comment, too. It felt like you needed to sign like a prenump or something for, you know, uh private time in the [ __ ] bedroom.

[00:36:48]Well, what's Could you imagine going in front of a judge, HE DIDN'T PUT OUT ENOUGH, >> doing these weirdly super autistic kids?

[00:36:57]And then it's also just a side effect of uh the MeToo movement and [ __ ] like that. And what it's really done is it's taken away the like my wife likes it when I just [ __ ] suddenly pin her up against a [ __ ] wall and [ __ ] bite the neck back of her neck. You don't ask for no permissions. She didn't want to give no permissions. Like permission was when she tilts her hips a little bit like you know >> implied consent is what is right. Right.

[00:37:28]So uh let me ask let me ask you this too. Uh Ben like so for us you know >> Jesus is apparently watching us. Does does Odin watch you guys too?

[00:37:44]The all the all father is is not allseeing. So, but if there's a crow above you, if there happens to be a crow above you, you might consider that you are being reported upon.

[00:37:57]>> Yeah.

[00:37:57]>> You're like, "Honey, there's a crow here. We have to do it." You know, >> he put up a c he put up a curtain. He's like, "I don't want to see that shit."

[00:38:08]>> Oh, [ __ ] You know, I mean, >> when we will, however, if one of the big tenants for our for our thing is hospitality and if you are a bad host, he's probably going to come to your house and that's when the that's when the [ __ ] wanderer appears at your house.

[00:38:34]>> Like, >> he will come check out the bad host stories. Like don't if you're a son of Odin, don't be a bad host.

[00:38:44]>> I'll tell you something about Middle Eastern people though. You'll eat dinner and then like not even five minutes they'll throw more food in your face like all right we got to we had a snack now. It's like what the [ __ ] We just ate, dude.

[00:38:59]But that's part of the good hosting thing. Like they keep >> that is their thing and everything.

[00:39:04]>> I hear Italians are the same way like that too. Like if you go to Italy, they're when you go to like their restaurants, they like stuff your [ __ ] face at themselves.

[00:39:12]>> That is absolutely true.

[00:39:14]>> When I was in Mexico, >> you have to tell them to stop serving you. Otherwise, they'll just keep feeding you drinks. They'll just keep bringing you one after another.

[00:39:22]>> Oh, yeah. That's cool. I like tequila now.

[00:39:26]>> Yeah. Like down down that way there was this place called Beer Brother Beer Planet. $1 gets you a shot of tequila and a beer. I'm like, damn. What the [ __ ] Sign me up. This is great.

[00:39:39]>> Well, I'm pretty close right now. I mean, I there's definitely hospitality where I'm at. Um, you know, I you can feel it in the environment, you know.

[00:39:47]So, that's Yeah, very much accurate. I could see that.

[00:39:50]>> Like, I mean, the problem is is that when it's a dollar like that and then all of a sudden you have the Mexican militia saying, "Sen, Senor, get out of the road." And you're like, "I'm not on the road. I'm on the sidewalk." And then you're like, "Fuck, I'm in the road.

[00:40:02][ __ ] I AM IN the road." Have their guns drawn. You're like, "Fuck, I gotta go."

[00:40:09]>> Well, I mean, you know, the the thing that >> I got enough >> that gets me that one thing that they said over there was, "Well, you know, if you go home with if you go over to your friend's house and she happens to be a female and you know, it gets late or whatever and you know, she doesn't want you to sleep on the couch. Oh, it's okay to sleep in in the bed with another with another girl, but if she gets horny in the middle of the night and she rolls over and starts giving you a [ __ ] blowy, >> is is that some sort of nonconsent?

[00:40:48]>> Yes. If you're not boyfriend, if you're not boyfriend and girlfriend or girlfriend and girlfriend.

[00:40:54]>> Well, what is >> they're just they have this weird weird thing about consent. Like we had this last uh after Flattoberfest, as a matter of fact, this lady came and stayed with us for a while, which is very normal for us. I'm a well-known speaker and so I [ __ ] have people come and stay with me sometimes for different events and [ __ ] And she was very and she had come from like the [ __ ] community >> and she she was reject she was she wasn't but that her husband had turned [ __ ] >> before >> before he turned [ __ ] spent a lot of time in the [ __ ] community so she had all these weird uh had been you know and she was rejecting it but she had you know been through this experience and one of the things that they talk about a lot is consent. They're like consent.

[00:41:45]And and the way she would say was consent, consent. You're like, Jesus [ __ ] you've taken like all the actual [ __ ] like >> fun out of it and like the the the actual like dude, you know, when a girl wants it and when she wants it, she don't want to tell you, "Oh, yes, it's okay." She wants you to be the man and take it. She wants that [ __ ] You You should have figured that the [ __ ] out.

[00:42:16]I mean, I I don't know of any man that, you know, is going to refuse a blowy. I mean, like >> apparently those those guys on that panel over there were refusing like godamn I've never seen so much refusal in my life. Like, hey, >> hey Clay, did you Clay, did you notice everybody had doctor this up there? God, >> they were self-proclaimed doctors.

[00:42:44]>> You know what? I didn't even get into that part because that part right there is the part that kills me, right? Cred credentialed. I'm credentialed. I can >> people worship credentials.

[00:42:56]>> Yeah, they worship.

[00:42:57]>> It's [ __ ] sick as [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate those [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Like, I have a piece of paper that said I went to this university and that I can tell you what the [ __ ] >> It's a religion. It's a religion. Okay.

[00:43:11]The the same happens. Yeah. It's it's it's in the medical industry. It's in the politics. It's I went to school. You saw it happen uh was last night with Dusty with the economic [ __ ] right?

[00:43:26]Like I went to school for this. This means I know it better than you. Well, you that's the sad part is that you went to school and you don't understand it.

[00:43:35]you actually unlearned reality at that point, the basics. And and then you were taught that it's actually something else. It's more complicated than that.

[00:43:46]There's, you know, 30,000 genders. Oh my god, we have a completely different reality than what we're actually living in. And it's just wild, bro. like the the the I I don't trust doctors, but I do trust what physics produces. There's a difference there, right? If you can show me how the medicine works, then I'll consider taking it. I don't have to. Sometimes I'll just [ __ ] live with the goddamn headache and uh you know, [ __ ] the pill, you know, like sometimes the pill makes me go to sleep, so I'm not going to [ __ ] take it.

[00:44:22]Being on the top on the topic of credentials, >> here's the irony of it. As a paramedic, if there is a nurse or a doctor that stops at like an accident scene or whatever, their credentials don't mean [ __ ] I would be the person in charge.

[00:44:48]The only the only time when when you transfer care, what's called transferring care at a hospital, you are legally taking the responsibility away from me and giving it to somebody and giving it to to a nurse or or a doctor. So if a nurse were to show up on on an accident scene, let's use that for an example.

[00:45:18]If I am there, I am what is considered the highest level of care >> because that nurse that nurse cannot touch anything >> other than authority >> do CPR.

[00:45:35]>> Yeah.

[00:45:36]>> Not even with not even with my authority >> really.

[00:45:39]Yes.

[00:45:40]>> Okay. Well, I know it's different for each profession. So, like with the fire code, right? See, the firemen actually have a fire code as well, not just like paramedics, but uh they have a certain authority on a scene as well, right?

[00:45:54]>> Correct. And I'll tell and I will and I will give you an example of that. A police officer is not a fireman.

[00:46:05]Do you realize that a fireman can kick a police officer off the scene?

[00:46:10]>> Yes, I do know that.

[00:46:12]>> And generally it does not happen, >> right? Because you work together.

[00:46:20]>> You work together. However, there was a situation out in LA where the police overstepped their authority with a fireman.

[00:46:35]They they cuffed a fireman because he would not move.

[00:46:41]>> I saw the fire truck on that.

[00:46:43]>> I saw the civil case on that [ __ ] like they're going to get the [ __ ] suit out of him.

[00:46:49]>> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And and what and what the deal was, the fireman would not move the fire truck.

[00:46:59]It was it was for safety.

[00:47:04]I would rather have a car slam into a firet truck than into me.

[00:47:11]And the cop, the overzealous tyrant that he was, decided he wanted to exercise his authority. Well, at the end of that, dude never has to work the rest of his life, >> right?

[00:47:31]>> Because heard of that.

[00:47:32]>> I got a question for you, Spin. I I I mentioned you guys back at my brother's 21st birthday. I passed out at a bar.

[00:47:38]Now, mind you, this night, let me just backtrack a little bit with the night here. So, we were out to dinner, and we were out to dinner for about two and a half hours, and I had two drinks.

[00:47:48]>> After dinner, it took us about 40 minutes to find parking to get into the next bar finally.

[00:47:52]>> So, we got into the next bar. I was in there for about five minutes. We got drinks. I took a sip of it. I started feeling uzzy. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] is going on? This is [ __ ] weird." And everything. It was very, very hot in there. I had a jacket. I had a sweatshirt. I had a couple shirts on. I was just I think I just overheated ultimately with it all. So then I was like, "I need to sit down." So I sat down and then like I was like starting to pass out and whatnot. And then like the bar manager was like, "Dude, you need to go sit up in this high chair."

[00:48:22]And this high chair had no back. So I I fell out of that. I passed out of that.

[00:48:26]Hit my head on a glass cooler. And I was up for 5 to 10 minutes.

[00:48:30]>> So when I came to >> there were paramedics and firemen around me and I'm like, "Holy fuck." you know, this isn't good. You know, so they were like, "You need to get checked out." My brothers were like, "You need to get checked out. This, this, that." And I was like, "No, I just want to [ __ ] go home."

[00:48:48]>> Yeah.

[00:48:49]>> No means no. And I kept getting badgered and badgered and badgered to [ __ ] get checked out. And I'm like, I just want to go there. They were not taking no for an answer. Like is that something that firemen would do in that situation or is it like >> 100% because you're not in your right mind.

[00:49:08]>> Correct.

[00:49:09]>> Well, well, here's like like being being uncooperative and still needing help or two or are two separate issues.

[00:49:19]>> Well, let me let me address that for just a second. Um, if I am the firefighter paramedic that that is on scene, right, and I have now taken taken over, if I'm seeing something that is very clear that you one are, and you're absolutely right, Ben, that you are not within your right frame of mind and walking and in my opinion in that walking out the door could or would be potentially dangerous to yourself or to others, I we would badger you. However, as we all know, if just because somebody calls the ambulance does not mean that you have to go with them, right?

[00:50:19]>> Now, in in many instances, >> so let me finish it for you here. So, >> um >> you know, I I woke up, I was there, I was 100% cognizant of everything. I knew what the [ __ ] the situation was. And um when I got up actually because like they weren't there when I fell obviously you know no one was you know >> so I got up and I took like the three paces to the gurnie and then they wheeled me out to the [ __ ] ambulance to get checked out there and everything.

[00:50:50]So I took three paces I wasn't even having the ability to get up sit down or do anything at that point and I was badgered ultimately from the [ __ ] ground and I was like you guys just [ __ ] let it go. Like I just want to go home right now. Well, let me tell you, if if I I will put myself as the paramedic in that situation, if you will, and just give me a little bit of grace.

[00:51:11]>> Sure. Sure.

[00:51:13]>> If I walk in and I find somebody that is not conscious, okay, the first thing I'm going to worry about is a head injury. I'm not going to worry about anything else. Okay. At that moment, I'm going to start doing my ABCs.

[00:51:32]Airway, breathing, circulation. You're unconscious. You're I can see your chest rising. You're breathing. Okay.

[00:51:42]So, you have an airway.

[00:51:44]>> Mhm. Then I'm going to start doing BLS or basic life support. I'm going to I'm going to take your blood pressure. I'm going to listen to your heart. I'm gonna I'm gonna feel for a pulse. Stuff like that. Now, >> give you a rub and tug >> pretty much.

[00:52:00]>> Oh, man.

[00:52:01]>> I got everything but that. God dang it, Ben.

[00:52:04]>> I I'm I'm going to do I'm going to do >> I don't want doing that.

[00:52:09]>> Rub rub and tug.

[00:52:11]>> External rub.

[00:52:13]>> He's like, "The heart seems to be pumping. Heart seems to be pumping here.

[00:52:17]We got circulation.

[00:52:19]>> The deck's working. We're okay, guys.

[00:52:22]Take five. Take five.

[00:52:24]>> Actually, what I'm looking for is a grimace or involuntary movement. Okay. So, I know that you're not you you are >> you may be unconscious, but you're but you're not fully with it. Right? Then I'm going to ask then I'm going to ask questions to the people around you. Was he drinking? Yada yada yada. My priority is you.

[00:52:50]>> Right? It's not anybody else around me is if I can rule out like CVA or cardiovascular apnea or um a myioardial infarction or a heart attack, I'm feeling a lot better. Okay. Now, if they said, "Well, this [ __ ] guy has slammed like a case and a half a [ __ ] beer and and a half a bottle of [ __ ] moonshine." All right. Well, I already know >> you're you're just drunk >> at that point. At that point, I would look at the cop and say, "He's just highly intoxicated." Um, at that point, at that point, the police at that point can make a decision for you because obviously you're going to get up and say, "I'm fine. I I'm just going to drive home." Blah, blah, blah. No. At that point, we have a duty. We have a duty to protect, right?

[00:53:50]>> Protect society, not >> Yeah. do Well, no. A duty >> part of society, but now that that night, I did not drive. I actually got a ride with my brothers down there for that.

[00:54:03]>> Right. No, I wasn't driving. But >> but but and then at that point, >> if you wake up and you're and you can tell me who the president is and there there are different cognitive test, >> dude. That That's the [ __ ] funniest part.

[00:54:17]>> Where is it? Oh, that's >> they actually man >> in the in the ambulance in the ambulance. in the ambulance. They asked me those questions and I said, "If this was a couple years ago and Joe Biden was president, I'd be like, "Joe Joe Biden's not president, guys. Just letting you know, >> you know, all that."

[00:54:37]>> Believe it or not, I've heard [ __ ] like that. I've heard [ __ ] like that, >> you know.

[00:54:41]>> Um, it was about it was the the lady said Carter and I'm like, "That's not the president." Well, I don't recognize anybody but Carter. I'm like, "Okay, I got it.

[00:54:54]I want to say, >> yeah, I've heard [ __ ] like that. It's It's ironic.

[00:54:59]>> What's up, Wiseman?

[00:55:00]>> But if But if you can articulate >> what?

[00:55:06]>> I got to actually do water lines tomorrow, too. Wiseman's back. City out of here. Sell a new water pump. I don't need to do a pump, but I need to set up a gravity fit a gravity system.

[00:55:16]>> Oh, that sounds like fun for the water boy. Just kidding. Anyways, not the point right now. Anyway, >> it sucks. It really really sucks.

[00:55:26]>> Like I like if if you can answer just basic questions and tell me your name because I've already I already know who you are because of the people that are are around you.

[00:55:39]You know, tell me that >> at that point at that point I will establish I will establish with someone around you will you get him home etc etc blah blah blah and if I get a yes yes yes okay at that point I will have you sign what's called a refusal that it's the just a a a very slang term for a piece of paper that releases me >> from your your care.

[00:56:10]>> Correct.

[00:56:11]>> After that, >> slam, get out, slam the door, do what you want. I'm going back to go back to sleep.

[00:56:18]>> So, let me add a couple caveats to the story here now. So, >> um I I was obviously badgered and they're like, "You got to go get checked out in the ambulance." I had no idea I was going to be gurnied the [ __ ] out or any of this [ __ ] So, they started buckling me in and everything >> and I was like, "Well, hold just hold on a second." Okay. So, I was like getting buckled in and I was like, >> "Guys, I can walk it. We're fine. You don't need to do that." And they're like, "No, no, no. We don't want you to fall out." I'm like, "You better not be [ __ ] [ __ ] with me right now because I told you what I want right now and you guys badgered me into doing exactly what you're doing right now."

[00:56:54]Like, I I did not want to take an ambulance downtown or anything in Minneapolis right now. [ __ ] that [ __ ] of all places. [ __ ] that.

[00:57:02]>> So, >> okay. You want my response why they did that? I'll I'll attack it.

[00:57:06]Let's start with that. I got more, but yeah, let's start with >> Let me attack it piece by piece. Okay.

[00:57:11]>> I walk in, you're on the floor.

[00:57:15]>> I'm looking you at your stagnus level. I I if you're able to get up. I'm looking to see uh I'm looking to see if you can walk. If you stumble just once, you're going on the gurnie. Period. because at that point I have made patient contact or what's considered patient contact.

[00:57:36]>> Okay, >> I am now responsible for you.

[00:57:41]>> So I Okay, so >> when I was in the ambulance I you know I was like my head kind of hurt like I just said it once you know because like I didn't feel it at the time or anything like that. I had no idea. But out of that ambulance, my blood sugar, everything was fine, but my blood blood pressure I was like 50 over 90 or something like that.

[00:58:05]>> That's a problem.

[00:58:07]>> Yeah, I was just maybe around there, you know, and it's like because I passed the [ __ ] out, I'm assuming with that all. So >> there could have been there could have been some other contributing factors.

[00:58:17]But yeah, you were you you were you you were your blood pressure being that low.

[00:58:27]>> But we didn't know that until the ambulance until I was in there at that point. Right now Well, right. And the and the other thing I don't know the other thing I don't know Hold on. The only thing I don't know is that I woke up to am, you know, the firefighters and paramedics around me. I don't know how long they were there until I woke up either. I don't know that part.

[00:58:47]>> So, after I got out of the ambulance, I was told my by my brother on the way home that I was out for 5 to 10 minutes.

[00:58:54]I didn't know that up until that point that I was actually out for [ __ ] long. No one [ __ ] told me this [ __ ] >> So, a lot of people just didn't have information and then it all started to kind of come together after the fact.

[00:59:06]And it's like, what the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you the first.

[00:59:20]You're a real whistleblower.

[00:59:23]Well, [ __ ] Lucky whistle.

[00:59:28]um you became what's called hypotensive for no apparent reason. Okay.

[00:59:39]>> Hypertension is when your blood pressure is too high. Hypotension is when it's low. A the the leading the leading thing when you become hypotensive just like that you will pass out. the there's I mean it and it's really not passing out. You fainted.

[01:00:02]>> Okay.

[01:00:03]>> Yeah.

[01:00:03]>> Um >> but also at the same time like I was conscious. I had you know I was in and out in and out kind of sort of you know but but then what what really did it spin was apparently from falling out of this chair and hitting my head on this [ __ ] cooler.

[01:00:19]>> You were concussed.

[01:00:20]>> Exactly. And I definitely had a concussion 100% after the fact. 100%.

[01:00:24]Okay. So, so knowing now that you hit your head off of whatever, my my concern at that point would be a skull fracture um which a skull fracture fracture, excuse me, can turn into um edema in the brain which can cause all kinds of other and a plethora of problems. Um, also the the sudden stop of your brain. Um, >> well, and and when and then and when that happened, like it was the most vivid thing. I'll never forget this [ __ ] Like I can tell you exactly like it was like being in a dream skate.

[01:01:10]Things were black and then the most vivid of colors >> were there. like it was like green grass, people, everything that I was just like it was like the most lucid dream you could ever ever ever have. It was the wildest thing. And then you wake up and you're like firemen are here.

[01:01:27]Paramedics are here, >> right?

[01:01:29]>> You know, you you know there's there's things there's things like hypoalemia hypopulmia that you can be experiencing.

[01:01:42]You could that hypotension can be caused by potential you're ready to have a infarction.

[01:01:53]I mean there are just so many different things that >> absolutely I sure sure >> and doing your job at that point like you have no facts. You know you just walk out the [ __ ] >> I know nothing about you. Yeah I know nothing about you. I mean, you you could already have you you you could you could you could have Aphib.

[01:02:15]There's there are so many things that are running through my mind and and you and you got to do it very you got to go through them.

[01:02:27]You you got to go through them and eliminate them very quickly. I mean, if if you come up to somebody and they've got a wound by by a knife, right?

[01:02:37]>> Mhm.

[01:02:38]I know what the main symptom is. You're leaking, >> right?

[01:02:42]>> How do I what what's the first thing I'm going to do?

[01:02:47]>> Um, it's very simple.

[01:02:49]Um, but when it comes to like an MI or heart attack or whatever, you there are there are things that I can that I can do right then and there just by taking your blood pressure to know, hey, there's something wrong. And then, you know, we come in with what's called a house bag. And when we we bring the house bag, we bring a monitor. I can put >> horrible thing to call your wife, dude.

[01:03:22]>> I know, right? Um, horrible thing for you to even say with your wife present.

[01:03:27]>> Um, oh, that's right.

[01:03:29]>> We love you, Christie. We love you. We really, really do.

[01:03:32]>> I would call my wife a house bag.

[01:03:38]>> Um, I think I'd rather be I'd rather be called a house bag than a douchebag.

[01:03:45]like you know the guy next to me to the right of me you know douchebag but anyway wait wait wait wait the right of you is vagina and one of them goes in a vagina >> one of them includes a vagina and one of them goes in a vagina so I'm not sure what you're you're very confer to the right >> that's right Joker's to the right >> that's right douchebags to the right >> in the middle um I'm gonna head out I made I made that joke two weeks ago.

[01:04:16]Clay, >> you did actually. Uh, >> it was really funny.

[01:04:19]>> It's a good It's a good joke. It's a good >> Clay, you're not allowed to leave.

[01:04:22]>> No, I have to. I have to. I'm getting [ __ ] tired, bro. It's >> Albuquerque.

[01:04:28]>> Yeah, Albuquerque.

[01:04:29]>> Yeah, that was probably a >> I asked they haven't fixed the lefthand turn.

[01:04:38]>> You know what? I did not make make a wrong turn. I'm right where I'm supposed to be. This is what the way I feel about it. So, u >> Well, you stayed in Albuquerque, which apparently isn't a problem, but if you try and make a left out of there, apparently it causes a lot of issues.

[01:04:53]>> Yeah. Well, I'll tell you why. Because if you make a left, then you're going to end up in [ __ ] Mexico. That's why.

[01:05:02]>> Yeah.

[01:05:03]>> That's a problem.

[01:05:04]>> That's That's the issue, right? You head down that direction, there might be a little problem happen in the area.

[01:05:09]Unless you're looking for tequila, then then it's really not a problem. Um, but you do get lost. Uh, anyway. Okay, I'm gonna head out, guys. I appreciate it. Uh, >> good night, Clay.

[01:05:22]>> Had a lot of fun tonight. Thanks.

[01:05:24]>> That's good.

[01:05:24]>> Good night, brother. Good night, Clay.

[01:05:26]>> Good night, Clay.

[01:05:33]>> I had to move you over here. That was just >> I was reading I was just going to say the same thing. The way it cuts us into three panels like that, it's like I don't like the framing this way.

[01:05:42]>> Yeah, I don't like that. I mean, Ben's face was really close to mine. I thought he was going to kiss me or something, >> you know? So, like that night, like when I when I woke up >> when I woke up, I tell you like, >> there you go. Hot Wheels Hot Wheels.

[01:06:01]>> Give you your little Magga cup.

[01:06:04]Give you a little push. go off and play with your little Maggie friends.

[01:06:08]>> Oh my god.

[01:06:09]>> I hear that fourth wise men and you know like when you have health problems it's [ __ ] it [ __ ] sucks. Like you know to me that night when I woke up I was just like I'm not taking a [ __ ] hospital trip. I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] That's just not what's happening here tonight. Nope. Not happening.

[01:06:27]>> Well I mean if here's here's the thing at the end of the day. Ultimately, un unless I can deem you un unless you un unless I can deem you as a risk to yourself or danger to yourself, you have the right to refuse medical treatment. Even even a drunk person, you know, has the right to refuse.

[01:06:57]It might not be the right thing to do.

[01:07:00]Um, I I'll tell you a big uh one scary thing. I had this happen with the same person three times. I think it was three times.

[01:07:12]His blood sugar got so low they wanted to take him to jail.

[01:07:20]Well, it it came in as a as what we call a neurossychiatric emergency.

[01:07:29]We we we had to corral him basically and I the first thing the first thing I was I I was thinking is sugar sugar diabetes.

[01:07:40]>> Yep.

[01:07:40]>> And I was absolutely correct.

[01:07:44]It was a he was having uh he was h in diabetic crisis like when your sugar goes low before you have the final crash. And the final crash is something we don't want to talk about.

[01:08:01]If I give you what's called dextrose 50, it will raise your sugar very quickly or D50, right? It's 50% dextrose, 50% saline basically.

[01:08:17]>> So, so, so jolt >> pretty much. I'm jolting your ass back in. I'm jolting your back ass back into reality, right? Um, it will make you go insane. Like you you are not aware of anything that's going on around you and you're saying the craziest [ __ ] It's like a guy on meth and what? Not meth. Um, what was that [ __ ] Um, oh, what was that? Flocka.

[01:08:53]>> Flocka.

[01:08:56]>> We had a lot of that, too.

[01:08:58]>> Like guys crawling around acting like dogs, barking like dogs. I mean, that's a liberal state, but you know, um, it's crazy. And Narcan doesn't fix that either.

[01:09:17]Bath salts. Yep. Thank you, Big Vic.

[01:09:19]Bath salts.

[01:09:21]That [ __ ] will that [ __ ] will mess with your mind, sir.

[01:09:29]Yeah. Fourthwise. And they kept What did he say?

[01:09:33]Says heart rate's 46.

[01:09:36]They kept me in overnight observation.

[01:09:38]Hooked up to a monitor that had default at 50 BPM or beats per minute. The damn thing alarmed the whole time. No sleep.

[01:09:46]Yeah, that happens. That happens.

[01:09:51]You know, there are, listen, there are people that generally have a low heart rate and it gets you you see something that is like outlandish and it's like, nope, that's how it's been my whole life.

[01:10:11]there there's you know and it's something you don't have to be alarmed by.

[01:10:18]But Ben, what do you want to do?

[01:10:25]I'm pretty wiped out. I had to go to town today.

[01:10:28]>> Oh, did you? Yeah.

[01:10:30]>> Yeah.

[01:10:31]>> All right, guys. Well, >> we're gonna we're gonna end it.

[01:10:35]And I know I'm going to get yelled at in the back, so I might as well get it over with. Good night, everybody. We will see you later.