Trying Poetry For Cavemen!

Indexé : 2026-05-20

[00:00:01]Welcome back to Santagato Studios. It's your boys Joey Frankie. We're here playing poetry for Neanderthalss. Uh very specifically was told it's Neanderthalss, but I feel like that's new. So I don't know. I don't know why.

[00:00:13]Who's who's revisionist history on cavemen? Who gives a [ __ ] >> I grew up with Neanderthalss. Yeah, but now people say Neanderthal.

[00:00:22]>> Oh, cuz now we're all [ __ ] cultured.

[00:00:24]So the H is silent. Neanderthal. Who cares? Who gives a [ __ ] They're not alive. Basically, what we're going to be doing is we're going to get a random word. It's going to be two words, right, Aunt?

[00:00:33]>> Yeah. Like pogo stick, >> right?

[00:00:35]>> A compound word.

[00:00:36]>> We know what two words are.

[00:00:37]>> What's a compound word?

[00:00:38]>> Well, it's not a compound word because a pogo stick isn't one word. It's a pogo stick.

[00:00:42]>> I looked up what the definition is of that. I couldn't find it. So, it's like a two-worded clue word.

[00:00:47]>> We've already complicated this.

[00:00:49]>> A two-worded item. And basically, to my understanding, we're going to have to get the other person to guess what that word the two-worded item is. But we can only use one syllable words. Hence the connection to Neanderthalss. And if we use a word that has more than one syllable, you will hear this.

[00:01:07]The bell. Two things. One, what is the loser? Like what happens to them?

[00:01:11]>> Well, we're on a team.

[00:01:12]>> Oh, >> yeah. You guys are on a team.

[00:01:14]>> And two, this is your phone, right?

[00:01:16]>> Yes.

[00:01:16]>> We can just go to Amazon.

[00:01:17]>> Let's look at his penis.

[00:01:18]>> Oh. Oh, we thought very different things.

[00:01:21]>> What?

[00:01:24]Go to Amazon. I was like, "Look, like pictures of his penis."

[00:01:27]>> All right, Joey, you go first, baby. You got this.

[00:01:29]>> Okay, ready. This is tough. Okay, go now. Plant.

[00:01:35]Uh, tree.

[00:01:38]Dirt. Sun.

[00:01:41]Uh, uh, gardening hose.

[00:01:46]Hold plant.

[00:01:50]A a pot.

[00:01:53]Garden pot. Gardening pot. Grow.

[00:01:57]Come on. Come on. Use words.

[00:02:00]>> Stem.

[00:02:01]>> Grow. Stem.

[00:02:03]Uh. Rose bush.

[00:02:07]Hold.

[00:02:08]>> Pot.

[00:02:10]Pot. Bush. Pot hole.

[00:02:13]Pot plant. Potted plant.

[00:02:18]Come on. Stop.

[00:02:20]>> Shine. That's Come on. Rose potted bush.

[00:02:33]COME ON.

[00:02:33]>> FLOWER POT.

[00:02:35]>> OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

[00:02:36]>> You were on the pot. You said pot. I went >> Yeah. I But you have to You can still say yes. Yes.

[00:02:41]>> Can I?

[00:02:42]>> Why not?

[00:02:42]>> Oh, I didn't know.

[00:02:43]>> It's a one syllable.

[00:02:44]>> It is one syllable. You can't You can't say color.

[00:02:46]>> I got so close to saying so many two syllable word.

[00:02:50]>> You want me to hit you?

[00:02:51]>> Shut up.

[00:02:52]>> Okay. All right, Frank. Frankie try.

[00:02:53]Frankie try.

[00:02:54]>> All right. Now, normally when we do these, I'm better.

[00:02:56]>> Yeah. And I'm a good guesser. He's a good like clueer.

[00:03:01]>> You're not getting that one. Okay. This one you got. Oh, I locked his phone. I need your password.

[00:03:08]>> Okay.

[00:03:09]>> Why wasn't I going to get the first one?

[00:03:11]>> It was a lantern hook. What could that What just you carry?

[00:03:16]>> All right. You ready? Yes. Ready?

[00:03:18]>> Go.

[00:03:19]>> Music shred. Well, WELL, >> OKAY. I'm [ __ ] up.

[00:03:26]>> He's a better clueer.

[00:03:28]>> Music.

[00:03:31]>> Okay. Well, >> see, cuz you think it's just one word, but it's actually one syllable.

[00:03:35]>> I know. I know. I know. All right. All right. All right. What was the word? You got to tell them. Electric guitar.

[00:03:41]>> Got it. Damn it. Music shred. All right.

[00:03:45]Here we go.

[00:03:46]Well, um, okay, remember one syllable word.

[00:03:53]>> Yeah, got it.

[00:03:54]>> Okay, ready.

[00:03:56]Plant. Dirt. Flower. Yard. Grass. Grass.

[00:04:03]Big.

[00:04:04]Front.

[00:04:06]Yard. Lawn.

[00:04:09]Lawn. Plant.

[00:04:12]Tree.

[00:04:15]Bush. Fruit.

[00:04:17]Apple.

[00:04:18]Tree. Apple. Tree. Plant. Fruit. Seed.

[00:04:23]Front. Sun. Grow. Fruit.

[00:04:29]Fruit.

[00:04:29]>> Stop screaming fruit at me, Dad.

[00:04:31]>> Fruit. Dirt. Grow. Sun. Plant.

[00:04:38]How is that not >> where ground? He's doing that to me.

[00:04:44]Ground.

[00:04:46]Pot.

[00:04:47]Dig.

[00:04:50]What's going on, boys?

[00:04:52]Garden.

[00:04:54]I didn't I say garden.

[00:04:55]>> No, you said garden in the first one.

[00:04:57]You first of all it was it was garden hose WHICH YOU SAID ORIGINALLY >> AND THEN THE LAST ONE.

[00:05:01]>> NO. So I was trying to GET YOU TO SAY THAT. I'M LIKE DIRT POT OUTSIDE FRONT OF THE HOUSE.

[00:05:07]>> I DON'T KNOW. You couldn't think of a water.

[00:05:11]>> Thank you. Good thing I didn't have it.

[00:05:12]All right. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. Okay. Camp bonfire.

[00:05:19]>> Fire.

[00:05:20]>> I said the word.

[00:05:23]What was the word?

[00:05:28]This is bad. This is going poorly.

[00:05:33]>> I'm sorry. I'm not on it today. I apologize.

[00:05:37]>> It was the first word.

[00:05:39]>> The words.

[00:05:42]>> That was like what I did in that other video.

[00:05:44]>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:05:47]>> Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll I'll pull together. This is my This is my job.

[00:05:51]>> Why don't you just try again?

[00:05:52]>> This my job. Let's Let's get you in here.

[00:05:54]>> This is my job.

[00:05:55]>> Okay.

[00:05:56]>> Okay.

[00:05:57]>> Okay. Ready?

[00:05:58]>> Go.

[00:05:59]>> Car.

[00:06:03]>> No.

[00:06:03]>> No. Okay.

[00:06:04]>> No. Okay.

[00:06:05]>> Drive.

[00:06:08]Safe.

[00:06:10]Cruise control. Strap. Seat belt.

[00:06:14]>> YEAH, got it.

[00:06:18]>> Yeah.

[00:06:19]>> Okay.

[00:06:20]>> Good job.

[00:06:21]>> We're in it. Finally one.

[00:06:23]>> That's one, baby.

[00:06:24]>> We got one.

[00:06:25]>> We got it. We're on it, but this is where we pick up. We're streaky. I mean, >> hey everybody, Ant here. And before we get back to the video, I got to tell you about today's sponsor, SeatGeek.

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[00:07:46]Bag. Keith. Doritos. Chips. Tortilla chips. Potato chips. YES.

[00:07:53]>> YES.

[00:07:55]>> NICE.

[00:07:55]>> Potato chips.

[00:07:57]>> Keith helped a lot. I know.

[00:07:59]>> Keith helped a lot.

[00:08:00]>> What's that?

[00:08:00]>> I said crunchy bag. You said cookies.

[00:08:02]I'm like, we're never getting this.

[00:08:04]>> It was potato chips.

[00:08:05]>> I'm saying why Keith?

[00:08:06]>> Oh, he loves chips.

[00:08:07]>> Oh man. Keith loves chief.

[00:08:10]What's wrong with me today?

[00:08:11]>> He love shape.

[00:08:12]>> Okay. All right. Here we go.

[00:08:14]>> Here we go.

[00:08:15]>> Go.

[00:08:16]>> Clean mouth. Toothpaste.

[00:08:21]Toothbrush. Yes. Yes.

[00:08:22]>> Wow.

[00:08:23]>> See, I told you. Now we're streaky. Now you're in trouble.

[00:08:26]>> You want to [ __ ] around? Come for the kings. You best not miss. I said it right. Okay.

[00:08:31]>> Ready? Go.

[00:08:34]>> Hot sky ball.

[00:08:37]Sun.

[00:08:38]Sun lotion. Front door.

[00:08:43]Sun entrance.

[00:08:47]Sun door. Sunway. Burn.

[00:08:51]>> Sun burn.

[00:08:56]Sun. Sun. No. Burn.

[00:09:00]>> Sunscreen.

[00:09:01]>> Yes.

[00:09:03]>> We're streaking. This is easy.

[00:09:05]>> See, now you're in trouble.

[00:09:06]>> Now we know how to play. Now, now we're Neanderls.

[00:09:09]>> Yeah.

[00:09:10]>> Let's Let's do this next one. Like Neanderls.

[00:09:12]>> Okay.

[00:09:13]>> Ready?

[00:09:13]>> You ready?

[00:09:14]>> Go.

[00:09:17]Drink beer. I'm stone cold Steve Austin.

[00:09:24]Cow milk made milk. No. Well, yes.

[00:09:33]Brown chocolate milk.

[00:09:38]>> Yes.

[00:09:41]>> I didn't want to sound racist.

[00:09:44]I didn't know what to say.

[00:09:46]>> Oh man.

[00:09:48]>> Brown.

[00:09:49]This is hard.

[00:09:51]>> All right.

[00:09:52]>> No, no, no. This is easy. Go.

[00:09:54]Foot.

[00:09:56]What is that? A foot. Foot. Foot. Shoe.

[00:10:00]Sock.

[00:10:03]Tie >> shoelace. Yeah.

[00:10:07]>> Yeah, >> that was an easy one. Now this is easy.

[00:10:10]>> Yeah, you're [ __ ] shaking in your boots over there.

[00:10:12]>> Maybe we need harder words.

[00:10:14]>> How would we possibly do that?

[00:10:15]>> Not sure.

[00:10:17]>> All right, go.

[00:10:20]Long car sedan big SUV >> yellow >> cab taxi.

[00:10:32]>> Yeah, yellow is LIKE FIVE. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

[00:10:37]>> YELLOW.

[00:10:39]>> YELLOW. I don't even know how many syllables yellow has.

[00:10:41]>> What was it?

[00:10:42]>> Uh, school bus.

[00:10:44]>> Oh.

[00:10:45]Oh. Okay, I've run it. Ready? Go.

[00:10:48]Yellow. NO, >> you put the yellow on my head.

[00:10:59]>> What was it? What was the word >> was lemonade stand?

[00:11:02]>> That's why I was thinking yellow. I was like, I'm not going to say yellow. And then yellow came out of my mouth.

[00:11:07]>> Okay, ready? Go. Room spin. Drunk.

[00:11:16]Why am I talking like that? Room spin.

[00:11:19]Drunk. Wind top.

[00:11:24]Wizard of Oz. Turn on switch.

[00:11:31]Room. Spin.

[00:11:34]An attic. Wind. Tornado.

[00:11:38]>> Spin.

[00:11:39]Hurricane. Typhoon. Cyclone >> in room.

[00:11:45]Oh, Frank. Ocean.

[00:11:50]A room pigsty. A room spinning around.

[00:11:54]>> Not room thing in room. Bed spin on top.

[00:12:05]Roof in room. Make wind fan.

[00:12:12]>> Ceiling fan. Yeah.

[00:12:13]>> Oh my god. I was right there.

[00:12:15]>> That was bad. That was on me completely.

[00:12:17]>> It was horrific.

[00:12:18]>> YEAH, >> YOU BASTARD.

[00:12:21]>> Insane thing to just say to your boss.

[00:12:24]Absolutely insane thing to say to your boss.

[00:12:25]>> He said pigsty at some point.

[00:12:27]>> Okay, ready?

[00:12:29]>> Yeah.

[00:12:29]>> Go. Jump. Trampoline. Drop.

[00:12:36]Uh, what? Those are two opposite flip feet.

[00:12:42]Front flip back flip feet. Flip board.

[00:12:51]Skateboard. Surfboard place.

[00:12:54]SKATE PARK.

[00:12:55]>> YEAH.

[00:12:56]>> OH, >> that was close.

[00:12:58]>> That was That was good. Ready.

[00:13:00]>> Yellow.

[00:13:02]>> Go.

[00:13:04]Food.

[00:13:05]Hard or soft?

[00:13:10]A food that can be hard or soft. Mashed potatoes or just potatoes.

[00:13:17]Meat in cheese.

[00:13:22]>> Mac and cheese.

[00:13:25]Lasagna.

[00:13:26]>> Ortega. That's a lot of tacos.

[00:13:32]>> Tacos.

[00:13:32]>> Taco shell. Ortega.

[00:13:36]>> That's three.

[00:13:37]>> Ortega.

[00:13:39]>> Okay. Ready?

[00:13:40]>> This is hard. Go fast feet shoes.

[00:13:45]Running shoes. Tennis shoes.

[00:13:51]I can't think of a word. Wheel feet.

[00:13:56]Flintstones.

[00:13:59]Um, stick wheel. Feet stick. Bike.

[00:14:06]>> Puck. Hockey.

[00:14:09]Hockey. Skates. Wheel ice skates.

[00:14:15]>> Land roller skates.

[00:14:17]>> Yeah.

[00:14:18]>> Yeah.

[00:14:19]>> That was good.

[00:14:21]>> That was good. We're pretty good at this game.

[00:14:23]>> Pretty good.

[00:14:23]>> I'm honestly really good at this game.

[00:14:26]>> All right. Ready?

[00:14:27]>> Very sexual.

[00:14:28]>> Go.

[00:14:29]>> Big Mac.

[00:14:32]>> McDonald's.

[00:14:34]>> Eat drive-thru bun.

[00:14:41]Sesame seed meat. Oh, okay. In burger patty patty burger bun burger melt BURGER CHEESEBURGER.

[00:14:54]>> YEAH, >> NICE.

[00:14:56]>> NICE.

[00:14:56]>> Burger cheeseburger.

[00:14:58]>> Nice.

[00:14:58]>> Oh, daddy wants cheeseburger now.

[00:15:01]>> Why did I say it like that? And to who?

[00:15:05]>> Daddy want cheeseburger now. Oh, there you go, folks. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Um, we I don't I cannot wait to see the image of us as Neanderthalss for this thumbnail. That's for sure. So, go check it out.

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[00:15:31]Oh, that was good. That was good. I know that already exists, but that's felt that felt right. Um, oh, let me K a minute. Like and sub to this. Thank you. Goodbye. Oh.