Guys, I Think God Is The Bad Guy

Indexed: 2026-05-21

[00:00:00]Uh, so Tory atheist posted a thing that yes, this is in the Bible and it was it's the story of the prostitute who got raped to death. It's like the the other Sodom and Gomorrah story where instead of the men saying no, we don't want to rape the virgins, they just did and she got raped to death and then they chopped up her body and sent it to the 11 tribes of Israel who weren't involved in that.

[00:00:21]And then Patrick Neve retweeted that and saying reading the book about how mankind is evil needs God. I said whoa, these people are really evil.

[00:00:30]So this is the this is the response to the bad stories in the Bible as being like yeah, the story the Bible has stories of when people were bad. It doesn't mean God condoned it.

[00:00:40]Notably, do you know how the story ended, Siris? Uh, this one I'm less familiar with actually. Okay, so this story ended with 11 of the 12 tribes of Israel ganged up against Benjamin, which was the tribe that committed the heinous act. Um, so they attacked them relentlessly. Uh, they killed all their women and children and they they got them down to a point where there were only like 400 of their men were left.

[00:01:07]And then they were like, oh [ __ ] We don't actually want to completely wipe out one of the tribes of Israel because we are all tribes of Israel after all.

[00:01:15]So then they prayed to God said God, what do we do about this? Do you know what God's answer was? Mhm.

[00:01:22]God's answer was hey, over here. There's a city that was not involved in any of this. Okay, so one one of the issues was that all of the other tribes had pledged to never give their daughters as wives to Benjamin.

[00:01:35]So they're like, well, we can't uphold our pledge and Benjamin still live because we killed all their women.

[00:01:40]Uh, so the answer here was like, okay, well, here's a city that has not been involved in any of this. None of the men of that city made that pledge. So let's go into that city, kill all the men, kill all the women who have known a man and take the young women and give them as wives to the Benjaminite.

[00:01:56]Every word that you said uh depressed me and why?

[00:02:01]That was God's solution. This wasn't a story of bad people being bad. Like, sure, up to that point you could argue that it was.

[00:02:08]But, at that point, they asked God, "What do we do?" And that was God's answer.

[00:02:13]Was go kill all the men, women, and children of kill all the men, women, and boy children of that town, but then take the girl children and make them sex slaves of the Benjaminites.

[00:02:25]Go do this incredibly heinous and bad thing.

[00:02:29]Anyway, we're just going to go [ __ ] off now. Remember, the most moral person in Sodom said, "It's okay, just go rape my daughters. Don't touch the angels."

[00:02:37]Yeah.

[00:02:38]But, I mean, they said no to the daughters then.

[00:02:40]And then they all got killed by God for it.

[00:02:43]Right, and we're ignoring the fact that the most moral person in Sodom still suggested that. And then God turned his wife into a pillar of salt for the crime of looking back at a city that was being destroyed.

[00:02:57]Priorities, people. Priorities. Like, he created humans. Have you seen Seriously, I'm sure you've experienced this when you're driving down the highway and then there's a sudden there's a slow down and it's like the traffic is just crawling and then you find out the reason traffic is crawling is because there was an accident on the other side of the highway that doesn't affect your side, but everybody slowed down to look at it?

[00:03:19]Um I haven't actually >> us with the rubberneck drive? Why Why did he not know that we were going to do that?

[00:03:26]I haven't actually experienced that particular phenomenon yet.

[00:03:29]>> Have you not? No. I haven't.

[00:03:33]Okay, well, maybe maybe it's because I live close to Toronto, which has some of the biggest roads in North America. So, it's [snorts] like I the highways down in Georgia are much smaller, so it's I mean, the devil the devil did come down here looking for a soul to steal.

[00:03:48]Yeah.

[00:03:49]Oh, did you see Okay. Um so, I think I mentioned this on stream last week. If not, I know I've told you about it, but uh YouTube's been recommending the weird music section to me. And there was the guy who did uh Michael Jackson song but every instrument was uh a a doorstop, like one of the spring-loaded ones. They go Oh, yep. Yep, he did. So, um, so there was that one. After that one came a recommendation for a guy who was playing a cover of The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Mhm. And his washing machine was the percussion.

[00:04:21]Oh my god, that's great. It was. It was pretty good.

[00:04:24]It's just like, I don't know why YouTube decided this is what I want to watch now, but they're not wrong. I don't know why they decided this, but they're right. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes the algorithm knows what it's doing. Other times it's a piece of [ __ ] but sometimes it nails it.

[00:04:39]Like that That is what YouTube is for, just weird [ __ ] like that. What we're doing, this isn't what YouTube was for.

[00:04:44]YouTube was for crazy people doing crazy [ __ ] and it being cool.

[00:04:49]Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for you.

[00:04:52]Your sweet, beautiful behind. He's going to hurt you.

[00:04:56]The devil doesn't use lube.

[00:04:59]>> [laughter] >> That's okay. I come pre-lubed.

[00:05:03]I used to joke about that cuz working in the service industry, one of the things I I did for a little while was little dab of Vaseline, like you rub it between your legs to prevent chafing, but it would always like work its way up to the to the butt hole.

[00:05:15]>> Oh, and then you get the So >> So I would joke that I come pre-lubed.

[00:05:21]You can use Arm & Hammer for that instead.

[00:05:24]Um, I eventually switched to uh cornstarch.

[00:05:28]Yeah, cornstarch Basically the same thing, but cheaper. Yeah, cornstarch will do. It's I For me, to avoid that, like if I'm at a convention, it's getting an Arm & Hammer deodorant stick. And just using that, just going, "Okay, cool. Now I can go the entire day. Everything is going to be dry. Everything is going to be fantastic. I'm not going to chafe, life's going to be great.

[00:05:50]Yeah.

[00:05:52]So I used to get the cornstarch from Bulk Barn.

[00:05:55]There was one time they had mislabeled the baking soda cornstarch. And I don't know if you know this, but the human body is slightly acidic.

[00:06:03]And baking soda is slightly basic.

[00:06:05]>> Baking baking soda and acid don't go together super well.

[00:06:09]>> Yeah, so I had chemical burns on my testicles while at work.

[00:06:13]I had to ask my manager for some of her period products to clean things up.

[00:06:20]It was embarrassing.

[00:06:23]>> [gasps] >> Good times, good times. I do not miss working in restaurants.

[00:06:28]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, every word you said there was terrifying.

[00:06:32]Yeah.

[00:06:35]The undistinguished professor said simple proof of moral realism.

[00:06:39]One, torturing babies for fun.

[00:06:42]Keyword there. Oh, there's that for fun thing again. Hold on a minute. The torturing babies for fun is in itself wrong. If torturing babies for fun is in itself wrong, then moral realism is true. So moral realism is true. Easy peasy.

[00:06:54]For fun. For fun. For fun. Torturing babies is not wrong. Torturing babies for fun is wrong. I he can think of at least a few situations where it's fine.

[00:07:04]Yeah. I that's I I like I don't know if this guy is a Christian.

[00:07:10]I don't follow him. I don't do like I just saw this in my feed and I was like that's dumb. So I took a screenshot.

[00:07:16]But I usually hear this from Christians.

[00:07:19]And it's like it's it's so telling that the for fun modifier is there because they know that their God tortures like anytime a baby gets cancer, arguably that is God torturing that baby.

[00:07:28]>> Well, also it can it shows that they're just copying each other's homework.

[00:07:34]Because the for fun modifier is there specifically because a Christian apologist has used it before.

[00:07:42]You got the zoomies again?

[00:07:43]Bye-bye.

[00:07:45]>> [snorts] >> Oh, she's back. Oh, yeah, get that tail.

[00:07:47]Get that tail.

[00:07:48]You get that tail. You get that tail.

[00:07:50]Oh, yeah, you get that tail.

[00:07:52]Yeah, yeah, you get that tail.

[00:07:54]Ah, you want to Hey, no, I was going to try and pick her up, but she zoomed away.

[00:07:58]Um yeah, no, uh so, they're they're all copying each other. I don't really necessarily want to uh to [ __ ] on that too much, given how much I reference Paul Joseph Minimal Witnesses Hypothesis on [laughter] my main channel.

[00:08:13]And then uh yeah, no, how how many times it's been at least three times I have made a joke where I have referenced something that Paul has done.

[00:08:21]And uh so, I've either taken screenshot or video from his channel, and then I've like slapped my face over top of his avatar.

[00:08:28]Or I've just like scribbled him out with red marks.

[00:08:32]Ah, so you You are the plagiarist. To be fair, I do ask Paul before I do that every time, and every time his answer is like, "Of course. You don't need to ask. Just do it."

[00:08:44]Um but I I I still ask anyway.

[00:08:47]Um so, I have his blessing to steal from him, but I do steal from him shamelessly.

[00:08:53]You are shameful. You're right.

[00:08:55]I'm almost as shameful as Zoran taxing the rich.

[00:08:58]No, Zoran Mamdani, don't tax me there.

[00:09:02]Meanwhile, I'm over here "Tax me harder, Daddy."

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