2 Idiots Laugh At BRAINDEAD Instagram Reels

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[00:00:00]Hi guys. TODAY MUTE YOUR MIC. WHAT? I'M TRYING TO DO AN INTRO. THANK YOU GUYS.

[00:00:06]I'VE talked about him so many times on this channel, but today we're finally going to be watching reals with the one, the only Big Shrimp in 69. Say hi, dude.

[00:00:17]SCREW YOU.

[00:00:18]>> SEND THIS TO A BATTY YOU WANT TO TAKE TO THE BEACH.

[00:00:21]>> CAN WE GO TO THE BEACH, PLEASE? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

[00:00:25]>> LIAM, you want to go to the beach?

[00:00:27]>> Please.

[00:00:28]>> Yeah.

[00:00:30]Is are you trying to imply that you're a baddie?

[00:00:31]>> Yeah, of course you asked me.

[00:00:33]>> What's the baddest [ __ ] you've done recently?

[00:00:36]>> Well, I made tea this morning. Why is that funny?

[00:00:39]>> You be doing the most mundane [ __ ] bro.

[00:00:43]>> God forbid I drink something just freaking start my day.

[00:00:47]>> The amount of times you made fun of me for drinking tea in the morning and that's your go-to thing. Also, we know you don't drink tea in the morning.

[00:00:55]You're slamming a WM straight to the dome piece. Don't laugh like you're a tea drinker >> after afterwards.

[00:01:02]>> No, the monster.

[00:01:04]>> No, you don't. Why are we lying, >> dude? I drink so many tea.

[00:01:08]>> And that's the tea, sis. You know that meme? You know what that means?

[00:01:11]>> Yeah.

[00:01:14]>> What? What is going I That was four a damn kilo reals back to back. Do we >> send this to your >> Is my >> Is my [ __ ] broken >> is >> Liam? What did you do? SEND THIS TO A ASIAN.

[00:01:28]>> OH, WAIT. That's you, bro. You're an ABG. Yo, >> are you sure you're not just on his account and scroll?

[00:01:34]>> I swear I'm not. I swear on everything I'm not.

[00:01:37]>> Okay, keep going. Keep going.

[00:01:38]>> Send this to a random.

[00:01:40]>> What?

[00:01:41]>> Oh, keep forgetting your screen sharing so I can just look at that.

[00:01:44]>> But see, see, it's a normal VIDEO FROM SOMEBODY ELSE. I LITERALLY JUST GOT 10 videos from a damn killer in a row.

[00:01:49]>> What the hell?

[00:01:50]>> What did you do, bro? Do you get this?

[00:01:52]Who won a match?

[00:01:52]>> No, I I don't get this so far. Do do you get it >> on a match? What? There's nothing happening. Oh, is that a match? Like a light match or like a fire match? I still don't get it. I got to go on a run. No. No. Please don't go on a run.

[00:02:10]DUDE, THERE'S A CAR. WHAT the >> kids are smoking the haunt virus? I I do. You know where that comes from?

[00:02:19]>> I heard about that. I heard about that.

[00:02:21]>> Comes from Sagon.

[00:02:22]>> Really?

[00:02:23]>> Yeah. What do you Okay. So if you if you come from the country Sagon, what kind of like people would you say they're like you know like the Albanian people?

[00:02:29]>> Chill. Oh, >> what do you mean they're Albanian?

[00:02:33]>> Like like you know if you're from if you're from Japan you're Japanese.

[00:02:36]>> Yep.

[00:02:37]>> So if you're from Sagon, you'd be like >> Saganian.

[00:02:40]>> So close. We'll get them next time, guys.

[00:02:42]>> No, I'm not going to be jiggling in front of a bunch of people.

[00:02:46]>> Bouncing up and down and jiggling is a way to increase your testosterone. It will make you stronger. It will make you a better business owner. If you're self-conscious about that, you need to get over it.

[00:02:55]>> So, you're telling me if I just bounce on it? Okay, I'm I'm going to bounce on it for you, bro. You ready?

[00:02:59]>> Wait, what?

[00:03:02]>> I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN, TY.

[00:03:04]>> WHAT the Stop, dude. What are YOU DOING?

[00:03:09]>> I I LITERALLY ASKED FOR YOUR PERMISSION to bounce on it.

[00:03:12]>> Dude, I didn't know what that meant.

[00:03:14]>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANT?

[00:03:15]>> OH, Jesus Christ. I peed a little.

[00:03:18]>> What?

[00:03:18]>> What?

[00:03:18]>> You peed a little?

[00:03:20]>> Yeah, >> pervert. Oh. Um, delivering pizza is so much [ __ ] I love my job. It's so driving around all day, bumping music, >> smoking cigarettes, [ __ ] slamming energy drinks, eating snacks.

[00:03:34]>> I don't know. This kind of sounds like you [ __ ] fired. I just love it so much. Thank you everybody to that orders all the time.

[00:03:41]>> Dude, this guy's more employed than you.

[00:03:42]>> Cap.

[00:03:43]>> What do you do all day?

[00:03:44]>> Um, >> can't wait for this.

[00:03:46]>> I don't know. I have a couple >> name. Okay, you have a couple. NAME 10 JOBS.

[00:03:51]>> OH, I have like 400. I can't even remember them all.

[00:03:55]>> Okay, I'll name one job for you. Steve.

[00:03:57]>> Okay. Um, I'm a mod on a flat earth Reddit.

[00:04:00]>> That's not a job, bro. That's not a job.

[00:04:03]>> How not? I'm policing the streets of r/ flat earth.

[00:04:13]>> How you thinking uh he did on that one?

[00:04:15]>> I don't know, but I hate that song.

[00:04:16]>> You don't like that song?

[00:04:17]>> No. You're not a real drainer.

[00:04:19]>> Nope.

[00:04:19]>> I'm a triple tier tung tung sah.

[00:04:22]>> That's got to be racist.

[00:04:23]>> And what's it called?

[00:04:25]>> Kiss like >> I don't think that's what it is.

[00:04:28]>> Oh my god. I'm dead. This little girl knows what's up.

[00:04:34]Oh, I'm dude. I'm actually sorry for calling you a pervert earlier this stream. That's a pervert. Listen, I'm not going to pretend like I have some like predator sense or something like that. for a second.

[00:04:47]>> Take that back. Take that disrespectful ass [ __ ] back. Don't say that.

[00:04:52]>> How's that disrespectful?

[00:04:53]>> You just >> Ain't no way you just said I looked like that guy.

[00:04:57]>> I I shouldn't. But okay.

[00:05:00]>> So, well, did you train, Linguini?

[00:05:05]>> No.

[00:05:06]>> Did you Is this just nothing but reals?

[00:05:09]>> No, it's nothing but net, bro. You know what that means?

[00:05:12]>> Yeah. Dude, I just feel like Na cutting up this video is just going to have to cut out so much dead space that's just you thinking about what you're about to say. That's like there's like actual like 300 ms brain delay. I just have to cut out so much space.

[00:05:29]>> It's fine. You told me that you you'll pay Na double time for if he has to go over past.

[00:05:34]>> I did not. I did not. If you toss me an extra 20, I'll do it.

[00:05:40]>> 20 what?

[00:05:42]What about multi-millionaires?

[00:05:44]>> The hell's that?

[00:05:45]>> What about 8 in and thick?

[00:05:51]>> Don't laugh like you know something about 8 in in thick. You don't know nothing about that.

[00:05:55]>> You do freaking >> You know about 2 in in pencil.

[00:05:59]>> Wait, what?

[00:06:00]>> What the [ __ ] are we talking about here?

[00:06:02]>> This is my testimony.

[00:06:08]Wait, can you switch over your webcam to that one photo of you? CAN YOU WHAT IS THAT, LIAM? I I SAID NOT THAT ONE. THE OTHER ONE.

[00:06:17]>> This is when I got a BRAND NEW HAIRCUT.

[00:06:18]>> NO, MAN. THE OTHER ONE THAT YOU SHOWED ME EARLIER BEFORE STREAM. NOT THAT.

[00:06:23]>> OKAY, HOLD ON.

[00:06:25]>> I hate your stupid ass. I hate your stupid Why?

[00:06:29]>> All right, so today I'm going to be drinking this guy so much Valentine's Day. Why? Because today I want some alcohol. I want to drink alone. And it just so happens to be Valentine's Day.

[00:06:39]>> No, not the main art.

[00:06:40]>> Day is to drive to a local park near me and I know this guy.

[00:06:45]>> Find a place to sit down and drink some alcohol alone at. Honestly, >> yeah, that just sounds like a good time.

[00:06:53]And as a whole, I'm looking forward to this experience.

[00:06:56]>> Dude, I would give anything to day drink and smoke cigarettes with Jacob Jones. I actually that that's on my bucket list for this year. I would love to have that done. Jacob Jones, please, bro.

[00:07:06]>> I'm Ryan and I'm going to be 100% serious with this.

[00:07:10]>> I want to find me a beautiful black woman that I can love and cherish for the rest of my life.

[00:07:15]>> I want that.

[00:07:17]>> I honestly do. I think you deserve that, brother. I just want it.

[00:07:21]>> I'm right.

[00:07:22]>> How you feel about that? Cuz I I I hope he finds I hope he finds his his chocolate queen. I hope he finds What the [ __ ] is that? What the hell is a sunion ring?

[00:07:31]>> Sun ring, >> dude. Honestly, that bathroom over there you're going to build. Don't even build it anymore cuz I need an extra room for Schmidley.

[00:07:39]>> Who?

[00:07:40]>> Who the [ __ ] is Schmidley?

[00:07:40]>> He's moving in.

[00:07:41]>> Who the [ __ ] is Schmidley?

[00:07:43]>> You know Schmidley? He's been here a couple times, dude.

[00:07:45]>> What? What does he [ __ ] look like? I DON'T KNOW [ __ ] [ __ ] >> IS THIS Is this how you feel talking to me sometimes? You're just rage baiting the [ __ ] out of me.

[00:07:52]>> Which one am I?

[00:07:53]>> The [ __ ] guy filming.

[00:07:54]>> Wait, play it again.

[00:07:56]>> Stop. Stop playing.

[00:07:56]>> What the [ __ ] kind of name is that?

[00:07:58]>> Stop playing, DUMB. WHO THE [ __ ] NAMES YOUR KID SCHMIDLEY?

[00:08:00]>> I don't [ __ ] know, but he am I am I the guy on the couch or the guy behind the camera?

[00:08:05]>> I'm going to knock you out.

[00:08:08]>> All right, dude. Tomodachi life.

[00:08:10]>> Oh, we were just talking about this life.

[00:08:12]>> Just talking about this.

[00:08:13]>> We were just talking about >> We were just talking about this. Yeah, >> it was awesome.

[00:08:16]>> So, we were just talking.

[00:08:17]>> Yeah, we were just talking about this.

[00:08:18]>> I like them being friends.

[00:08:21]>> Why do you have everybody calling you my lege?

[00:08:24]>> It's just I'd like being a legend. You know who else is a legend? Liam.

[00:08:29]>> Who?

[00:08:30]>> Us.

[00:08:33]>> It's true. Is it not?

[00:08:35]>> We are legends.

[00:08:36]>> We were just We were just talking about that.

[00:08:41]>> I don't >> putting pickles on my roof.

[00:08:44]>> On your roof.

[00:08:45]>> I saw this video today.

[00:08:48]>> Do you hear that? You hear what he said?

[00:08:50]>> He said >> he said tongue tongue tongue.

[00:08:52]>> You heard that, right?

[00:08:54]>> On the top of your handles on your roof.

[00:08:57]your roof.

[00:08:58]>> You have something on your roof.

[00:09:00]>> On top of your roof.

[00:09:01]>> Pickles on your roof.

[00:09:03]>> Yeah. Pickles on your truck.

[00:09:04]>> Pickles up there.

[00:09:05]>> Pickles on the top. Pickles on the top of your car.

[00:09:08]>> I put the pickle on the roof.

[00:09:09]>> You got the pickle on the roof. Hey, >> pickle on the roof.

[00:09:13]>> Pickles on top.

[00:09:14]>> I put a pickle.

[00:09:15]>> Dude. Dude, stop. Stop. You got the pickles on top of your truck.

[00:09:20]>> Wait, that was intense.

[00:09:23]>> Okay. When you bite the fries, the fries bite it back, my man. Damn. Damn. Damn.

[00:09:31]>> Facial hair does not make you a man.

[00:09:33]Even my home girl has a mustache.

[00:09:35]>> True.

[00:09:35]>> To your home girl that has a mustache.

[00:09:37]>> Save that [ __ ] >> You're daddy's daughter.

[00:09:40]>> That is true. That is true. There are women out there I've seen with some mustaches. So, shout out to all the women with mustaches. It is It is real.

[00:09:46]It is real.

[00:09:47]>> Is real eyes is real eyes. Is real eyes.

[00:09:51]>> What does that mean?

[00:09:51]>> Uh, >> I'm sorry. I'm just asking you some like really tough questions today. Like name any number. [ __ ] this [ __ ] idiot, bro. This [ __ ] idiot.

[00:10:00]>> Okay.

[00:10:00]>> Yeah.

[00:10:01]>> You're going to go ahead and take the crayons.

[00:10:02]>> Got you.

[00:10:03]>> You look like you enjoy a good coloring book.

[00:10:04]>> I I love I love it. I love it.

[00:10:06]>> Okay. We're going to go ahead and take a look at the coloring book so you can get a idea of it.

[00:10:11]>> Yep.

[00:10:12]>> Okay. This is Chinese zodiac.

[00:10:15]>> Gotcha.

[00:10:16]>> Okay. Go ahead and take those crayons.

[00:10:18]>> Drop them on top of there. Okay. Go ahead and pick them back up.

[00:10:23]Now see it says >> what's it going to be?

[00:10:25]>> Magic coloring book. So that means that all these should be colored. Now >> what the >> Now go ahead.

[00:10:33]>> Wait, how the [ __ ] do you do >> put them to your forehead?

[00:10:37]>> The C is silent >> to think of your deep >> in my name.

[00:10:46]>> How long ago were we talking about that?

[00:10:48]>> I don't know. I I I I was going to say that originally and then I forgot and I just remembered I was going to say it.

[00:10:54]>> Desire. The thing that you desire more than anything in this world. Do you got it?

[00:10:58]>> Yep.

[00:10:58]>> Okay. Go ahead and drop those crayons on there.

[00:11:02]>> Check them back.

[00:11:03]>> God, excuse you.

[00:11:04]>> Let's see what you desire the most in this world.

[00:11:08]>> Nick, MY QUAGMIRE. HEY, this dude's got dude's got some problems.

[00:11:19]>> Wait, I'm going to say something mad funny. Try not to laugh. Okay, >> me.

[00:11:22]>> Oh, the other guy in the call.

[00:11:23]>> Wait, who? What?

[00:11:25]>> Brian.

[00:11:27]Brian.

[00:11:31]Brian. Cool whip. He's going to laugh in four minutes, chat. Just Just wait for it.

[00:11:36]>> You want me to come? You want me to come?

[00:11:39]>> Oh, the cookout tray would smack right now. [ __ ] me.

[00:11:44]>> What?

[00:11:46]Oh my.

[00:11:47]>> I can even tell you if depending on what weather when the wind or something go down the curb on the bridge and >> is he is he holding up a smoke for us?

[00:11:58]Is that what he's doing? Are you seeing this? I think he's holding up a smoke for us. Chat, take a take a puff.

[00:12:03]>> It's even better than that cuz it's planted car and so the it's all kind of physics, science, and all that other stuff been going the bridge up top. I can even tell you if depending on what weather when >> did you make out a word he said in that video?

[00:12:20]>> Yeah, he's talking about when the and then if there's a weather and then if there's the if the bridge is on top >> then >> Yeah. No, you got it. You got it.

[00:12:31]>> I just No.

[00:12:33]>> Yeah. Were you looking at the stream?

[00:12:34]>> No.

[00:12:36]>> Good.

[00:12:37]>> Wouldn't dig it up every >> I just I understood why you said Brian like that earlier. It wasn't LIKE FAMILY GUY.

[00:12:46]I I had to recall what I was referencing. I I I I I I RC.

[00:12:54]>> Hi, Captain Spongebob.

[00:13:00]>> [ __ ] I'mma [ __ ] your [ __ ] up, [ __ ] [ __ ] your [ __ ] ass. [ __ ] your [ __ ] ass.

[00:13:05]>> Nuke Town. Black Ops 2. Nuke Town. Yep.

[00:13:07]>> [ __ ] your [ __ ] ass. [ __ ] your [ __ ] ass.

[00:13:09]>> Who are you talking to like that on the game, bro? Get off now. That's enough.

[00:13:14]>> That's enough, bro. You were all Get off.

[00:13:16]>> See, I was about to say this is so you, but you're a living room gamer.

[00:13:20]>> Me?

[00:13:21]>> Yeah.

[00:13:22]>> Oh, >> defend yourself against the allegations.

[00:13:24]You're a living room gamer.

[00:13:26]>> Hya.

[00:13:30]>> Oh, this is A THIS THIS IS ACTUALLY SOME [ __ ] you would send me. This is 100% some [ __ ] you would send me.

[00:13:36]>> I've seen so many reels of this guy.

[00:13:41]Oh, he got stubby ache.

[00:13:49]What the [ __ ] I can't even play this with audio, bro. What's he got in there?

[00:13:54]He's got like straight radioactive piss in there. Oh, he's dancing.

[00:14:01]>> Yeah, you you actually would send me some [ __ ] like this. This is right up your alley.

[00:14:04]>> Yeah, true.

[00:14:08]Hater trying to roast Max.

[00:14:17]>> I miscalculated.

[00:14:19]We aren't in the Mong Wars yet.

[00:14:22]>> What is still in the Chud Wars and we still have Floyds ling at Diddy Foids?

[00:14:32]>> Do you know what that means?

[00:14:34]>> Not really.

[00:14:34]>> Can you translate that? Do you know what that means?

[00:14:37]>> I I actually don't even know >> what is what is a laring diddyoid.

[00:14:41]>> I don't know. But imagine, you know, the cups where you put two drinks on your ears and then you suck the tube and you drink your drink.

[00:14:49]>> Yeah, I've I've I've seen that.

[00:14:51]>> They should just put that on this hat.

[00:14:53]That'd be so comfy.

[00:14:54]>> Unironically, that's the smartest thing you've said all stream.

[00:14:58]>> Okay. By like a mile. By like a mile.

[00:15:01]>> No, it's not.

[00:15:02]>> Yeah. We got to put you on Shark Tank, bro.

[00:15:09]Wait, we send that to JD Vans.

[00:15:14]What?

[00:15:18]This is like U levels of like insanity.

[00:15:20]This is the type of [ __ ] you would come up with. Like you have to be a genius to come up with this. This is not made by somebody with a normal M. Like even look at the small details. Look at the battery.

[00:15:29]>> I know you're out on a run. I know you're out on a run right now, but like look at the look at the battery percentage. It's It's the small T. It's the small details, bro.

[00:15:37]>> The small T's. The small tuners.

[00:15:40]>> No, the Sagand's people >> and a lyric that doesn't sit right with me to this day. I just need a with a dab of ranch.

[00:15:47]>> Why would you need a rolly with a freaking dab of ranch? You're not going to eat it. It's not a dang carrot.

[00:15:53]>> Unless you're like a metal buncher or robot or something.

[00:15:57]You know, >> this is literally you this entire stream. Cats have six or seven lives, so he's fine.

[00:16:15]>> That's a damn vibe. I love it.

[00:16:17]>> Spell I can.

[00:16:18]>> Spell I can.

[00:16:19]>> Yeah, spell I can.

[00:16:20]>> I K E N.

[00:16:22]>> Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie. Hey Barbie.

[00:16:28]Hey Barbie. Crazy how I [ __ ] that up on purpose and you still figured out a way to flip that. You a genius. You an actual genius, bro.

[00:16:38]>> Do hand tricks to do with the bros.

[00:16:39]>> Okay, let's do these smash.

[00:16:41]>> We should try and do these.

[00:16:43]>> All right.

[00:16:44]>> Okay.

[00:16:45]>> You ready?

[00:16:46]>> Yeah, I'm ready.

[00:16:47]>> Are you doing it? CAN YOU HURRY UP?

[00:16:48]>> YEAH. THREE, TWO, >> ONE.

[00:16:52]>> All right, there we go. Good [ __ ] twin.

[00:16:58]This one's called ET.

[00:16:59]>> Okay, >> DUDE. NO. MY MOM WANT MY MOM'S GOING TO THINK I'm gay.

[00:17:07]>> Okay. And this last one's called Auntie Anns.

[00:17:10]>> Wait. Okay. Well, do you still want to do that second one?

[00:17:14]>> Uh, >> do you want to be Diddy Bop in that handshake or do you want to be the other dude?

[00:17:19]>> Who?

[00:17:20]>> Diddy Bop. That's his name.

[00:17:22]>> Only in Ohio, dude.

[00:17:26]Exior.

[00:17:29]>> Oh, you you don't get this reference.

[00:17:31]What is this a reference to?

[00:17:32]>> Door stuck.

[00:17:33]>> [ __ ] He knows ball.

[00:17:35]>> Door stuck.

[00:17:39]>> You know that's Lu in the clip.

[00:17:41]>> Who's that?

[00:17:42]>> Dinosaur Chad. Lu.

[00:17:45]>> Oh, you should have said Dinosaur Chad, bro. I know who that is.

[00:17:48]>> You have 24 hours to become my friend.

[00:17:50]Become my friend now.

[00:17:52]>> Friend. Friend. friend. Friend, >> I I don't know. You want to send this to somebody? Who you want to send this to?

[00:18:02]>> Who would you Who would you want to be your friend if you could make them into your friend?

[00:18:06]>> Um, maybe.

[00:18:10]>> Stop. This is a stink inspection. Go ahead, stink inspector.

[00:18:15]>> Oh my god, you stinking.

[00:18:17]>> Oh, I actually don't smell great right now.

[00:18:19]>> I normally smell pretty good when I'm streaming. I actually don't smell great right now. Liam, smell yourself.

[00:18:24]>> Where?

[00:18:24]>> Armpit.

[00:18:30]>> Okay, you're asking the wrong person, actually, because I lost my sense of smell to CO.

[00:18:34]>> No, you didn't. Why? Why are you lying?

[00:18:37]Why did you lie about that?

[00:18:39]>> I put that on everyone's life on planet Earth.

[00:18:42]>> We're all We're all getting slimed out by a meteor then, >> dude. I lo I lost like 90% of my sense of smell.

[00:18:49]>> Okay, well then you didn't completely freaking lose your smell. You lost 90% of it.

[00:18:52]>> I see you pee.

[00:18:53]>> I see you pee.

[00:18:54]>> I see you lying on stream.

[00:18:56]>> I I SWEAR TO GOD.

[00:19:01]>> I SWEAR on I swear on your life.

[00:19:03]>> No. Hey. Hey, don't put that on me.

[00:19:05]>> I swear on everyone you know's life. I put that on everyone you care about's life.

[00:19:09]>> Dude, stop.

[00:19:11]>> Send this to somebody.

[00:19:13]>> I can't. I can't. Why is there so much of damn killing? That's three in a row.

[00:19:17]Four in a row. Your name got a E in it.

[00:19:19]Oh, your name got >> it broke.

[00:19:22]>> Oh, >> you know what's back?

[00:19:24]>> As my followers grow, some very, very interesting influencers start following me.

[00:19:29]>> Like Big Shrimpet, is he about to give you a shout out?

[00:19:31]>> And I'm an old school guy.

[00:19:33]>> Wait, is he actually?

[00:19:34]>> I think so.

[00:19:35]>> Follows me. I follow >> what?

[00:19:36]>> Wait, do you have a follow from him?

[00:19:38]>> Instagram.

[00:19:39]>> It's going to take this man a damn year.

[00:19:40]>> That's respect, right? But lately, it's getting a little scary. Some bikini mothers, some only fans girls. I honestly don't know why they follow me.

[00:19:52]Maybe they like my dad jokes. Maybe they need life advice from a 52year-old Korean father. Now I'm just staring at that follow back button like it's a final exam because one wrong tap and everyone can see who I follow. Then my good Korean dad image finished. Gone.

[00:20:12]Game over.

[00:20:13]>> He does have a point. He does have a point there. It is It is kind of like a like a chicken and the egg situation.

[00:20:19]Which came first actually, Liam? The chicken or the egg?

[00:20:21]>> In what?

[00:20:22]>> Which came first?

[00:20:23]>> In what? Like in life?

[00:20:26]>> Yeah.

[00:20:27]>> The chicken or the egg?

[00:20:28]>> Yeah, you've repeated that like five times. Yeah. Chicken or the egg?

[00:20:32]>> The first time I said it, but yeah.

[00:20:34]>> I'm just I'm yanking your weer, bro. I didn't mean it. Go ahead.

[00:20:37]>> Is there a third option?

[00:20:38]>> No, just chicken or egg.

[00:20:40]>> Are you saying like what I would do?

[00:20:42]Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[00:20:45]>> Is this like one of those those problems like uh what do you call them? You know, like uh the trolly problem. The trolly problem.

[00:20:56]>> The trolly problem.

[00:21:04]>> I'm laughing cuz I don't even get it.

[00:21:08]Which one came first, Mustar? Why you mad, bro?

[00:21:14]It's funny. It's funny because my my heart I thought my heart stopped for a second. I just died.

[00:21:23]>> Everyone worrying about the haunt virus.

[00:21:25]Don't worry. I got that [ __ ] handled. I had a word with this like, "Yo, twin, you got to stop that shit."

[00:21:31]>> And they agreed. So, we good. Everyone >> What? It's the new new It's the new >> Dude, I haven't read the patch notes.

[00:21:39]What? So, what debuffs is it bringing?

[00:21:41]>> Uh, barnacle barnacle platter.

[00:21:47]>> Darius, >> this is literally you playing Runescape.

[00:21:53]>> True.

[00:21:53]>> You just you do the exact same stims, too.

[00:21:57]Hit a Darius stem. Oh, this is you. THIS IS LITERALLY YOU ON YOUR WEBCAM.

[00:22:03]Add a you again on your webcam.

[00:22:08]Dude, THIS IS LOOK, HE'S PLAYING HIS OWN STEMS.

[00:22:19]This is literally you.

[00:22:21]>> This is lowkey what playing Runescape feels like.

[00:22:23]>> Yeah, it does. I bet. Doing the same [ __ ] over and over again. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

[00:22:35]This is literally you.

[00:22:38]>> That was beautiful.

[00:22:39]>> He needs to download FL.

[00:22:41]>> I know.

[00:22:42]>> If Darius got on FL Studio, I think he'd change the world. And I like I'm saying this with no sarcasm, no funny business.

[00:22:50]I genuinely feel like if Darius just became like a producer, he'd take it over. He'd take over the game. Nobody Nobody could stand a chance.

[00:23:02]Instagram >> I could I could use some canes right now. You ever eaten chicken before?

[00:23:15]>> UH >> WHAT THE [ __ ] IS YOUR WEBCAM?

[00:23:18]>> WHAT?

[00:23:18]>> WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR WEBCAM?

[00:23:20]>> I JUST >> TAKE THAT [ __ ] OFF.

[00:23:22]>> DUDE, YOU REALLY [ __ ] WITH BRO?

[00:23:24]>> Some days when he not cheating?

[00:23:26]>> Yeah, bro. I used to, bro. Remember I used to punch you in your [ __ ] face, >> [ __ ] We used to do you wedges, bro.

[00:23:32]What the [ __ ] is you talking about?

[00:23:33]>> I used We used to always punch bro in his face and call him a [ __ ] ass.

[00:23:37]Remember, >> we used to call you [ __ ] You used to [ __ ] on yourself in school.

[00:23:41]>> Wait, that's literally you, Quinn. What?

[00:23:44]Tell me about some of the [ __ ] you used to do in school.

[00:23:46]>> Like, pretend like nobody's heard these >> happening at one time. It does not make you a [ __ ] >> Oh, hell no. I thought that was a joke.

[00:23:54]I was saying that as a joke. You would be a dead ass.

[00:23:57]>> No.

[00:23:57]>> You dead ass [ __ ] yourself.

[00:23:59]>> No.

[00:23:59]>> How many baffles does it take to you legally can't drive anymore? One.

[00:24:04]>> I want a babble so bad.

[00:24:06]>> 08 practically sober. Feisty four.

[00:24:10]012. We are still not moving at all.

[00:24:13]>> These have alcohol in it, right?

[00:24:15]>> Nine.

[00:24:19]>> 022.

[00:24:20]>> What is this man made of? How is that possible?

[00:24:22]>> At nine. I'm pretty sure >> 70% water.

[00:24:25]>> We're going to need >> Okay. New smartest thing you've said this stream was actually that >> a lot more babbles to get to where we need to be.

[00:24:34]>> 06.

[00:24:35]>> WHAT?

[00:24:35]>> THAT IS NOT the smartest thing I've said this time.

[00:24:38]>> How do you How do I have a conversation with you >> like this? You know, if water was pants or No, >> the water% pants.

[00:24:50]>> Water with no brim. Water with 30% brim.

[00:24:55]>> How drunk is he? He's dead sober.

[00:24:57]>> Drunk.

[00:24:58]>> You don't drink.

[00:24:59]>> I don't drink.

[00:25:03]>> I don't know how many bables in we are.

[00:25:05]You can do the math. But we're close to point.

[00:25:07]>> Imagine if instead of a B, it was a G.

[00:25:10]>> And then he went 0 0.

[00:25:12]>> Booger. You're making me dumber. You want to get matching tags?

[00:25:15]>> Us like the same one?

[00:25:16]>> Yeah.

[00:25:16]>> Of what?

[00:25:17]>> I don't know. You choose. Dealer's choice.

[00:25:19]>> I choose.

[00:25:19]>> Dealer's choice.

[00:25:20]>> Hey, >> what do you want me to get? tatted on me that you also have to get tatted.

[00:25:24]>> Um, maybe like what would actually be cool? Maybe like >> Right.

[00:25:28]>> Oh my god. What if we like got our whole back and it like a brick wall and then we just stood next to each other and we just like painted.

[00:25:37]>> Oh my god. And then it' be like talking to you. It's like talking to a brick wall.

[00:25:40]>> No, we wouldn't be talking. We'd be side by side not looking at each other.

[00:25:46]And then we paint a a a we paint a we paint a road with a hole on our backs.

[00:25:54]>> Oh. And then we get somebody to run into it.

[00:25:57]>> And then we stand in the middle of the road.

[00:25:59]>> Uh-huh. Oh my god. And then we get hit by a car.

[00:26:02]>> Yeah. And then But it's only you. And then I go home after and play Runescape.

[00:26:07]>> Okay, that sounds like a deal. I like that.

[00:26:09]>> You eat pork, >> Rick Ross.

[00:26:12]>> You do eat pork?

[00:26:13]>> Of course. I can smell it on your breath. You just ate a Garcia sausage.

[00:26:17]Pork Garcia sausage.

[00:26:19]>> It was It was a preo sausage, bro. It was close.

[00:26:22]>> A premium sausage.

[00:26:23]>> You ate a sausage and then you came to talk to the boss.

[00:26:27]>> You eat pork.

[00:26:29]>> You ate a sausage and then you came to talk to the boss.

[00:26:32]>> Real trap [ __ ] >> Oh my god. THAT'S SO >> WHY IS YOUR CAMERA STILL THAT?

[00:26:42]>> OH [ __ ] IS IT STILL ON? Oh my Liam.

[00:26:44]>> WHAT?

[00:26:45]>> LIAM, SEE THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO GET YOU TO [ __ ] PUT ON SCREEN AGES AGO AND YOU DID IT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN [ __ ] OH MY. TAKE THAT OFF.

[00:26:53]>> WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING? Focus on your stream.

[00:26:56]>> Okay.

[00:26:56]>> If this video appeared on your feed, you are safe. But if someone sent you this, evil Larry is going to smell your toes.

[00:27:04]IF THIS VIDEO >> OH NO. EVIL LARRY, you a big fan of >> I have I have cats.

[00:27:08]>> I am a surgeon. my husband's biggest dream when he got married. He's like, I'm only gonna be with you forever. So, I want you to be my hoe. I genuinely just want you to want me, to love me, to respect me, to make me feel 10 feet tall. Even >> what?

[00:27:26]>> It's white and gold.

[00:27:27]>> What is >> her shirt?

[00:27:32]>> I'm eding this [ __ ] BRO.

[00:27:35]If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, gobble it down, >> bro.

[00:27:39]>> Hey, you know you want to click on this next video. I know you do. I know you do. Just do it.