Bad Boys (1995) Movie Reaction - This Buddy Cop Duo Is HILARIOUS! - First Time Watching - Review

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[00:00:00]Hey guys, today we are checking out Bad Boys. Excited for a comedy. Thank you to everyone on our Patreon who voted for us to check out Bad Boys. If you want a chance to vote for what we check out next and want full unedited access to the entire Bad Boys trilogy, make sure to check out our Patreon in the description below. And let's get into Bad Boys. All right, we are getting into Bad Boys. Yeah. I know a lot of people were saying it was a reference in um I believe what was it? Hot fuzz or one of those films, >> right? Weren't they watching that at the end?

[00:00:33]>> It was some Yes.

[00:00:34]>> Oh, yes. With Martin. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[00:00:36]Okay. Okay.

[00:00:37]>> Yes. So, yeah, we're super excited.

[00:00:40]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:00:41]>> Yeah. So, we're really excited to check this out after watching Hot Fuzz and just that whole Cornetta uh series. Oh my god. It is Young Martin.

[00:00:50]>> What is this? Having a picnic in my car, man.

[00:00:53]>> Please, man. I'm not getting my sex at home.

[00:00:56]>> Talking about you sleep with a beautiful woman every night.

[00:00:59]>> Tina, >> that's what marry means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

[00:01:03]>> Yeah. FYI to anyone that don't know, we have completely saw the full series of Martin off camera. I love it.

[00:01:10]>> Love that show.

[00:01:11]>> Where where's your cup holders?

[00:01:13]>> I don't have one.

[00:01:14]>> You mean you don't have one? $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder? You damn right it's limit.

[00:01:20]>> No cup holder, no back seat.

[00:01:27]Oh >> sorry.

[00:01:32]>> Oh no.

[00:01:34]Not in the Porsche.

[00:01:36]>> Hey, this young young will too. It's so crazy.

[00:01:39]>> Go titty titty struty struty.

[00:01:42]>> I ain't your wife to be cleaning up after your little filth.

[00:01:44]>> You watch my hand. Okay. It gets stuck.

[00:01:46]Now what do you come up with? You got this.

[00:01:51]I wouldn't be buying no from Denny's anyway.

[00:01:55]>> Oh, the um You know who that is?

[00:01:57]>> No clue. Let me see your face.

[00:01:59]>> Um >> fry you all up in that >> fudge.

[00:02:02]>> What do you win? 350. I bet you a big Popeye chicken eat.

[00:02:08]>> I always got to get the big thick mother.

[00:02:13]>> Right now you're jacking a couple cops.

[00:02:15]>> Oh yeah. Well, I'm a standup comedian.

[00:02:20]I suck.

[00:02:21]>> Jump over this car and smack you in your pe head. That's what I need to do.

[00:02:25]>> Will Smith is so young here.

[00:02:26]>> Yeah, >> it's about your LACK OF RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.

[00:02:30]>> Fair point.

[00:02:30]>> SHUT THE [ __ ] SHUT UP.

[00:02:33]>> We've seen the big guy before.

[00:02:34]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:35]>> Come get some.

[00:02:39]>> There we go.

[00:02:40]>> Wesley Snipes passenger 57. Now give me a handy wipe.

[00:02:46]>> Now let's hear one of those jokes.

[00:02:51]Oh my god, that's a crazy combo. Martin and Will. What the heck?

[00:02:55]>> My gosh, this is going to be so much fun.

[00:02:58]>> We've also What was the other random Martin film we saw off camera? I forget.

[00:03:03]It was him. He was also like a cop in that, too.

[00:03:06]>> Yes, >> it was hilarious, y'all. I don't know what it was, but off the top of my head, but we've seen a lot of Martin. Just know love Martin.

[00:03:15]>> Yeah. Oh my god. Absolutely.

[00:03:16]>> So, it's crazy. We've never seen this, though. That's what's crazy, >> right? And I saw uh this is by Michael Bay.

[00:03:22]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Michael Bay.

[00:03:24]>> So, it's going to be very cinematic and very dramatic.

[00:03:28]>> Yep. Yep. If anything like Transformers always got to have some girl.

[00:03:32]>> Oh, yeah. Well, we already got the first. Yeah.

[00:03:34]>> Mhm.

[00:03:35]>> So, okay. I think that was um I think her name is Rose something. I know it's Jason Staithm's wife.

[00:03:42]>> Oh, really?

[00:03:43]>> I believe that was her.

[00:03:44]>> What do you think, guys? Looks like the real thing. You remember your assignment?

[00:03:49]>> Yeah, I'm the decoy.

[00:03:51]>> Yes, you are.

[00:03:55]>> Oh, damn.

[00:03:57]>> I just saw something terrible. A policeman shot on South Miami.

[00:04:00]>> Oh, this is in Miami.

[00:04:02]>> Yeah.

[00:04:02]>> Dang. That's literally where Dexter's been. Well, shot essentially >> supposed to.

[00:04:08]>> I know, but I heard it's like random different seasons in different areas. I don't know.

[00:04:12]>> Right. I thought it was mostly LA.

[00:04:14]>> Yeah.

[00:04:18]Yep. Directed by Michael Bay.

[00:04:26]>> Well, if it ain't enough to already see that this group is official as hell.

[00:04:31]>> Yeah.

[00:04:31]>> Look at the gear they got.

[00:04:33]>> That was so smart to use the cop as a decoy.

[00:04:35]>> You weren't a cop.

[00:04:36]>> Oh, true.

[00:04:41]>> It's almost like they got like Navy Seal training.

[00:04:43]>> That's what I'm saying. Man, these guys are more than official.

[00:04:46]>> Clear. We're in.

[00:04:50]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:04:51]>> No.

[00:04:53]>> Oh, they may have dextered them.

[00:04:57]>> Oh, that's so smart to freeze spray it and then break it.

[00:05:00]>> I mean, that is Yeah, that is actually pretty smart.

[00:05:03]>> That's so smart. Why don't we see that more in movies?

[00:05:06]>> I don't know how practical it is. I don't know if it's as practical as they made it look. You know, it could take a lot like a while for it to freeze over.

[00:05:12]I don't know. Get fire. Go.

[00:05:16]>> Oh.

[00:05:23]>> Oh, why do I have a feeling that's Is that Cash or is that like Coke or something?

[00:05:27]>> Right. It's >> I feel like if it was Cash, we'd see it.

[00:05:31]>> Oh, >> wait. I have to see his face. Who was that?

[00:05:35]>> No, I'm saying like Oh, like that's so cool. Like they also get a little rod, too.

[00:05:40]Scary ride, but I mean the ride still gone.

[00:05:50]>> Oh, it ain't Tina, >> right? Wait, was it Tina or Gina? Gina.

[00:05:55]>> Oh, Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. It was Gina.

[00:05:57]>> They had the best chemistry.

[00:06:00]>> Nasty.

[00:06:02]>> You always saying you want quality time, but right now I got the time and you damn sure got the quality.

[00:06:10]I can't remember the last time that we fell asleep together.

[00:06:14]>> Babe, it's my job. It's what it requires.

[00:06:17]>> You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning.

[00:06:20]>> I feel lighter on my feet.

[00:06:22]>> To keep it in your pants, babe, cuz I hear three little brunettes coming down.

[00:06:27]>> Leave me here like a humping dog.

[00:06:30]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:06:32]>> Dad, >> at school people say I look weird. They say my ears look funny. Boy, your daddy has that same.

[00:06:41]>> That's just they just out there for you to listen to people's problem. You're >> I love how they address the ears right away.

[00:06:50]>> And don't let me have to come down to school. I'll rest the best.

[00:06:54]>> Uncle Mike's in the house.

[00:06:56]>> What's up, Uncle Mike?

[00:06:58]>> Partner. Partner.

[00:07:00]>> Oh, don't kiss me, Mike. I don't know where your lips were last night.

[00:07:04]>> Uncle Mike, did you have a date last night?

[00:07:08]Did I?

[00:07:09]>> Hey, your boy. Now this girl was known.

[00:07:11]>> Hey, my son under your sleazy sex story.

[00:07:14]>> Oh, I I only tell your husband my sex.

[00:07:17]>> Well, I don't want him knowing about him either. Gives him idea.

[00:07:20]>> Why you [ __ ] >> He's like, Big Butter told me later.

[00:07:26]>> Yeah, you're on the mic with Mike. Want daddy wipe your mouth?

[00:07:30]>> I I think you mean to say get our asses down there, please, Captain.

[00:07:35]Okay, maybe not.

[00:07:40]>> Dang, that's their office building, >> right?

[00:07:44]Damn.

[00:07:45]>> Get it done, god damn it.

[00:07:46]>> Oh, maybe it's that bank or whatever.

[00:07:49]>> Oh, hey.

[00:07:51]>> Remember this room?

[00:07:52]>> Oh, >> these slats. They they look familiar, don't they? It was these uh silver packets. They looked like bricks. Little red tags on them. Not so high. All that heroin.

[00:08:03]>> Oh, it was heroin. Oh, >> this is what the $100 million.

[00:08:08]>> No, let me call it what it is. This is up.

[00:08:10]>> Got that right.

[00:08:11]>> Oh, was the FBI?

[00:08:12]>> I mean, I love knowing that one leak, one headline could turn this nightmare into a media frenzy.

[00:08:18]>> That's not going to happen. We're going to get the dope back before that ever happens.

[00:08:21]>> $100 million worth of heroin.

[00:08:23]>> Why don't you start by looking right here? Because this had to have been an inside job.

[00:08:27]>> Yeah, I I guess that does make sense though. You would think it turned over cuz it it does look like an inside job cuz how would they have gotten that plan and everything? They basically got in and got out like nothing.

[00:08:37]>> Opi's going to be all right, but he's got nothing to tell us.

[00:08:40]>> So they kill a decoy. It empties the station. Very smart.

[00:08:44]>> It is.

[00:08:44]>> But they don't kill a real cop cuz they know they had a whole force on their ass.

[00:08:48]>> Yeah, 100%.

[00:08:49]>> Yeah, it was really well done.

[00:08:50]>> Find out who installed the ventilating system. Okay, do that now.

[00:08:56]>> Oh, that's cold. Yeah. So is your mama's bed.

[00:09:01]>> Way I see it, we got 72 hours before the FBI and the DEA walk in here and shut us down.

[00:09:07]>> Facts.

[00:09:07]>> No, I just said no to drugs. That's >> You said no to drugs. What you into, Joe?

[00:09:13]>> Rubber. Rubber.

[00:09:13]>> Rubber. Check it out.

[00:09:14]>> You selling tires, huh? Joe.

[00:09:16]>> Yeah.

[00:09:18]>> Joe don't know nothing.

[00:09:19]>> I know nothing. I know tires.

[00:09:21]>> I know tires.

[00:09:22]>> And I keep telling you in Max's line of work, she definitely gets the 411. has realized. How tall is Martin?

[00:09:28]>> I don't think he's tall at all.

[00:09:30]>> I to say I don't think so.

[00:09:38]>> Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

[00:09:46]>> Oh, okay. Okay.

[00:09:49]>> There's a lot of people who will talk to you that won't talk to me.

[00:09:52]>> You mean customers? I think I will call you.

[00:09:56]>> Oh my god, she's really tall.

[00:09:58]>> Yeah.

[00:10:01]>> Oh, >> what the hell are you doing?

[00:10:03]>> Trying to keep my [ __ ] quick.

[00:10:05]>> You ain't getting none at home. You need a little extra energy. Go ahead. Burn it off, baby.

[00:10:13]>> Always a cruise in the back.

[00:10:14]>> Always. What cruise line is that?

[00:10:16]>> I guess we should just leave. Make a trip all the way down here to High Society for nothing. We can peek in.

[00:10:22]>> Oh, yeah. That that should be okay.

[00:10:28]Whoops.

[00:10:29]>> That did just open. I guess they want us to come in, >> right?

[00:10:33]Well, >> your new neighbor, >> don't be alarmed.

[00:10:39]>> That's too much bass in your voice.

[00:10:41]Scare white folks.

[00:10:43]>> We were wondering if we can borrow some brown sugar.

[00:10:52]>> Not the brown sugar.

[00:10:58]Well, >> oh.

[00:11:00]>> Oh, he's been there a minute.

[00:11:01]>> He sells the ventilation plans to the bad guys. He gets rich, but he gets dead. You're right on that one. Uh, I'm going to go call homicide.

[00:11:09]>> Hey, Dexter.

[00:11:11]>> This every time we around a dead body.

[00:11:13]It's cool. I just, you know, it's just unexpected. That's all.

[00:11:18]>> Fair enough.

[00:11:21]>> This house is gorgeous.

[00:11:26]Also, can we talk about a little child naked statue?

[00:11:30]>> Oh, I just noticed that.

[00:11:32]>> That is so weird.

[00:11:35]>> Yeah, call homicide. I'm out of there.

[00:11:38]>> You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.

[00:11:41]>> I ain't got no trust. Okay. See, for me, no job, no check.

[00:11:45]>> That's like all the other guys in the unit. I'm so sick of this [ __ ] >> What? When I'm supposed to apologize for my Leaving me money.

[00:11:54]>> I love you, man. You Marcus >> driving like a Why I got to be all that?

[00:12:10]>> I'm a bad boy.

[00:12:21]Okay. So, so Mike Larry comes for money.

[00:12:25]Got to >> explain the Porsche.

[00:12:28]>> Oh, yeah. 100,000.

[00:12:29]>> Yeah.

[00:12:30]>> Actually, this guy called me this morning desperate every two hours looking for new girls in town. Are you available this afternoon? It'll be a quick $2,000.

[00:12:37]>> Oh my god.

[00:12:38]>> She's not a working girl. Lois, >> doesn't matter.

[00:12:41]>> Lois, no.

[00:12:44]>> Am I turning into the guest that won't leave?

[00:12:47]>> No. I like having you live with me.

[00:12:48]>> Do we know her?

[00:12:50]>> Right.

[00:12:51]>> I think you're just maybe a little bit in love with.

[00:12:53]>> Well, maybe I am. But we're just friends.

[00:12:55]>> We do.

[00:12:56]>> What film do we know her from, though?

[00:12:57]She She almost kind of randomly looks like Megan Fox, though.

[00:13:00]>> Yeah.

[00:13:01]>> Like lowkey randomly, though.

[00:13:03]>> Max, >> welcome. I'm Eddie to the Al Capone suite. So, I uh guess we're a little early.

[00:13:10]>> Oh, this is my friend Julie.

[00:13:12]>> Oh, I we know her somewhere older.

[00:13:14]>> Enjoy yourself. Relax, Eddie.

[00:13:18]>> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:13:19]>> Also, this must be the up brother.

[00:13:21]>> Now, it's a surprise party.

[00:13:24]>> He looks psychotic.

[00:13:25]>> Looks like I'm catering this.

[00:13:29]>> I was looking for my two keys of dope and now I know where they are.

[00:13:33]>> Yours, man. It's our score. This is great that she's hearing all this.

[00:13:40]What is she going to find?

[00:13:51]>> Damn, I can't WORK WITH THAT KIND OF STUPIDITY.

[00:13:55]>> OH MY GOSH.

[00:13:57]>> Somebody's up there upstairs.

[00:14:00]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:14:02]>> These dudes areing ruthless. They don't kill.

[00:14:04]>> Just kill and kill.

[00:14:08]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:14:14]>> Jump in the water.

[00:14:29]>> I'm not going to lie. Find out who she worked for and find out where she lives.

[00:14:34]>> Oh, they got all her info.

[00:14:38]>> Oh, he going to see the girl.

[00:14:41]>> Eddie Dominguez, the ex cop. Two points for you.

[00:14:45]>> Exc.

[00:14:45]>> What the is all this? Look like Beirut.

[00:14:48]>> Napone suite.

[00:14:50]>> That shit's huge.

[00:14:51]>> Yeah.

[00:14:52]>> Looks like we got two shades of lipstick over here, gentlemen. Seems to me somebody's missing from the party.

[00:14:57]>> All right, listen to me. Your only function in life right now is to find that person. You find her.

[00:15:02]>> Wait, does he know?

[00:15:03]>> Right. No, he hasn't seen her yet. Oh gosh.

[00:15:06]>> Eight calls were made to Lois Fields.

[00:15:08]That's who Max used to work for us. I'm going to go check it out.

[00:15:10]>> You okay?

[00:15:12]I'm cool.

[00:15:13]>> Hello. Hello.

[00:15:14]>> She might not make it either.

[00:15:19]>> Damn.

[00:15:20]>> And that's exactly who he was about to go to.

[00:15:23]>> Hey, I don't give a damn about his personal files. The man's dead. Unblock it. Are you talking to me?

[00:15:28]>> No, I'm not talking to No, it's a term you use, baby. Screw you is a cop term.

[00:15:33]>> You ain't screwing nothing.

[00:15:34]>> Teresa.

[00:15:35]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:15:37]>> Where's Larry?

[00:15:39]>> I just paged him.

[00:15:40]>> Oh my goodness. Paged >> the madam.

[00:15:45]>> Oh [ __ ] She must be dead.

[00:15:50]>> Yep.

[00:15:50]>> I hope the friend Julie's still alive.

[00:15:55]>> Damn. Oh my gosh, >> they killing. Oh sh >> I need to talk to Detective Mike Lowry.

[00:16:02]>> I've just seen my best friend get murdered.

[00:16:04]>> Mike, phone. Telephone. Mike, >> he's coming. He's coming right now. Hold on, please. Hold on.

[00:16:09]>> Just talk to her now. She's going to walk out. This is our witness.

[00:16:15]>> Hello.

[00:16:17]>> It's Mike Larry.

[00:16:19]>> He doesn't talk that way. Talk like him.

[00:16:21]Like him. Try to talk to sex. Come on.

[00:16:26]You don't know me. My name's Julie M.

[00:16:29]>> I'm shooting.

[00:16:30]>> She was someone's mom, not Jurassic.

[00:16:33]>> Oh, damn it. Was it Jurassic Park?

[00:16:35]>> It's going to be all right. Hey, Mike's to the rescue. I'm on the way.

[00:16:39]>> Mike's to the rescue.

[00:16:40]>> You got to go. GO.

[00:16:41]>> GET MIKE DOWN HERE, MAN. HANDLING.

[00:16:43]>> Get out of the chair.

[00:16:44]>> I'LL WAIT THE MIC.

[00:16:45]>> YOU WON'T SEE YOUR WIFE FOR A MONTH. GET OUT OF THE CHAIR.

[00:16:47]>> DANG.

[00:16:49]Won't see your wife for a month. Is crazy to throw out. Crazy.

[00:16:57]>> Mike Larry.

[00:16:59]Oh, easy. Mike Larry.

[00:17:04]>> What are you doing?

[00:17:06]>> Who's there?

[00:17:07]>> Uh, Mike Larry.

[00:17:11]>> No way.

[00:17:13]Oh, >> [ __ ] WHO'S THAT FOR?

[00:17:16]>> NOT MIKE LARRY.

[00:17:17]>> WHAT YOU MEAN? I AIN'T MIKE LARRY. YOU NEVER EVEN MET HIM.

[00:17:19]>> NO WAY. DESCRIBED YOU AS DIFFERENT.

[00:17:21]>> I'M UNDERCOVER. HI.

[00:17:25]>> She said I'm undercover.

[00:17:27]>> I was cool like that from time to time.

[00:17:29]We get together bumping.

[00:17:35]You want to go OUT THERE? FINE. YOU DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE ME. YOU GO AT THIS ALONE.

[00:17:40]>> Oh my.

[00:17:41]>> The bad guys probably KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK.

[00:17:46]>> OH, >> FAIR ENOUGH.

[00:17:48]>> I'm just here to help you.

[00:17:50]>> You're not what I expected.

[00:17:53]Yeah. Well, I expect to walk into Yankee Stadium.

[00:17:58]>> Let's go.

[00:17:59]>> I got to get my dog.

[00:18:01]>> Oh, that's some unique looking dogs.

[00:18:04]>> If you want to live, you ain't got no choice. You got to trust me.

[00:18:09]>> And there's no time.

[00:18:12]>> Damn.

[00:18:14]They pulled up with the shotgun. She look like she live in a like condo area.

[00:18:21]You know how many people probably shot right now through the wall?

[00:18:28]>> Damn. What is this? Is this like a sweet or pad or something?

[00:18:34]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:18:36]>> Leave the dog. Leave the dog.

[00:18:38]>> Who the hell is that?

[00:18:45]>> Oh my gosh. Sh. All I'm saying is the dog's priorities were not right.

[00:18:50]>> No, >> the dog running in the wrong direction.

[00:18:56]>> Hello.

[00:18:57]>> Get in the car.

[00:19:01]>> Hey. Oh, that's what it was.

[00:19:04]>> Oh, right. Yeah. Slide across the >> How do you miss him? THE LICENSE PLATES.

[00:19:13]>> I GOT [ __ ] PLATES.

[00:19:20]WHAT IS THIS? A goddamn family station wagon?

[00:19:23]It's a undercover car. Okay. Under >> I know they got to look at my license plate.

[00:19:29]>> I think it was you. Why?

[00:19:31]>> I'm going to need you to look through some mug shots until you can identify Max's shooter.

[00:19:36]>> I told you I am not going into protective.

[00:19:38]>> Look lady, I'm not playing now. I'll booked your narrow.

[00:19:41]>> Oh, yeah. And I'll develop amnesia.

[00:19:43]Suddenly feel a little case of it coming.

[00:19:47]>> You want to do protective custody? All right, we'll do we'll do inhome protective custody.

[00:19:54]>> Yeah, my my place my place is No, >> Mike Lur's place. You you right.

[00:20:03]>> That's the best idea you came up with tonight.

[00:20:07]>> Take him to Mike's place.

[00:20:09]>> Oh, actually Mike's Okay. Okay. The hell does Mike live?

[00:20:13]>> Detective Bernett, how are you? Long time no see.

[00:20:15]>> I'm cool.

[00:20:16]>> Mr. Lowry, he's not here. He's out.

[00:20:17]>> I know. He said I can use his place tonight.

[00:20:19]>> Who's the chick? How's your wife?

[00:20:22]>> Oh, it looks so wrong.

[00:20:24]>> And your kids? They're good because family is the most important thing.

[00:20:29]>> Here you go.

[00:20:32]>> You know, I'm so stupid sometimes.

[00:20:37]>> Thank you.

[00:20:38]>> Good to see you.

[00:20:39]>> Good to see you.

[00:20:44]Oh my god.

[00:20:45]>> Damn. I must have left some incense burning.

[00:20:48]>> Welcome to Kasa Delari.

[00:20:52]>> Delari.

[00:20:53]>> Damn.

[00:20:54]>> Well, he's a trust fun kid.

[00:20:56]>> I'm always decorating so sometime I just don't know where is >> um >> ignore this.

[00:21:06]>> Freaks. All of this on a cop salary.

[00:21:10]>> Well, >> uh, it's honest money. I'm a second.

[00:21:14]>> Good dog.

[00:21:15]>> Uh, look, let me give you a broad stroke of the place. Um, I got some T-bones in the fridge for Luke and Dookie. You know, >> Luke and Dookie.

[00:21:23]>> I confuse my own with Mike Larry. You with the cops?

[00:21:29]>> Mike Larry.

[00:21:30]>> All right. Trust me. Hey, I'll be back.

[00:21:35]>> Oh, yeah. Thanks for everything. Mike, >> I'm going to go.

[00:21:41]>> The girl, she's a witness.

[00:21:43]>> I need you to keep an eye out.

[00:21:44]>> No problem.

[00:21:45]>> All right. Now, listen to me. Hear me?

[00:21:47]>> Me?

[00:21:48]>> That's right.

[00:21:48]>> Okay.

[00:21:49]>> Oh my god.

[00:21:51]>> If you want, I could go upstairs and and watch the door. You know, like the cops do in the movies. They sit on the stool.

[00:21:55]You know, I got a magazine and everything.

[00:21:57]>> You're helping. Do that from here. Can you do it from here?

[00:22:00]>> Yeah, I could do it from here.

[00:22:01]>> Uh, he tried. It's It's funny that you asked me because, you know, I was going to be a cop.

[00:22:06]>> Yeah.

[00:22:07]>> Just didn't work out.

[00:22:09]>> Fair enough.

[00:22:09]>> Great.

[00:22:09]>> Watch out for everything.

[00:22:10]>> You got it.

[00:22:12]>> Take care, chief.

[00:22:15]>> He going to forget everything.

[00:22:19]>> It was.

[00:22:20]>> And you DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR WEDDING ring on.

[00:22:24]>> Can I GET A PILLOW?

[00:22:25]>> OH MY GOSH.

[00:22:28]>> I never understood. Why would he just explain to her what's going on? Go. He can cuz it's >> Oh, yeah. It's confidential.

[00:22:34]>> It's confidential.

[00:22:35]>> I got a dead madam. I got a concussion and I got a real bad headache.

[00:22:39]>> You got a headache? Well, let me tell you what I did last night.

[00:22:44]>> Like, don't happen when you're there.

[00:22:46]>> Fair enough.

[00:22:47]>> Last night, you don't know what I've been through. My My wife done kicked me out the house.

[00:22:51]>> How does he look like he's ready to go to the jungle, >> right?

[00:22:56]>> Oh, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I HEARD WHAT I SAID cuz I was standing there when I >> I told you to secure a witness.

[00:23:06]>> This whole situation is getting out of control.

[00:23:08]>> YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.

[00:23:10]>> But look, man, I damn near had to pass a pop quiz before she believed I was him.

[00:23:16]>> Yes.

[00:23:18]>> A for effort.

[00:23:19]>> This witness, it's the only good news I got. Okay. The only good news. You guys have >> both of their ears by the way.

[00:23:27]No, like >> claws, antihot, and I don't give a [ __ ] That's what you're going to be.

[00:23:31]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait a minute.

[00:23:32]What? What the hell is going on in here?

[00:23:34]>> I was like getting them all in before you showed up.

[00:23:39]>> These fools could have gotten a look at my license plate last night.

[00:23:42]>> They did.

[00:23:42]>> So, where's the girl now?

[00:23:44]>> His plate.

[00:23:47]>> You left a strange hooker alone in my apartment?

[00:23:50]>> The girl is not a hooker. As far as I know, >> you're somewhere her and her dogs Luke and Dookie.

[00:23:59]>> For years, Sinclair has been up my trying to pin something on me. I'm always taking IT FOR YOU, RIGHT? DO IT FOR ME.

[00:24:05]>> Fair enough.

[00:24:08]>> Okay, closer.

[00:24:10]>> Right.

[00:24:10]>> At least he was on the board.

[00:24:12]>> I can't be shacked up with that woman. I have a family to look after. My wife will kill my ass.

[00:24:18]>> You don't like your job? Quit.

[00:24:20]>> Tough. Look, um, I'll stay at the house with Teresa and the kids and everything.

[00:24:24]>> No thank you, but no thanks. Okay? You wouldn't last 5 minutes with my family.

[00:24:28]>> Please, man. Mary life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.

[00:24:32]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:24:34]>> We ain't the cosmos.

[00:24:37]>> Oh, hey.

[00:24:41]Three-pointer.

[00:24:42]>> I'd have dunked it on your head.

[00:24:46]>> It's a federal subpoena. What am I going to do? Tell him no.

[00:24:49]>> I don't know what you're going to tell him, baby. Why can't he go? Why can't you go?

[00:24:52]>> You know, I wanted to, you know, but Captain Howard said, you know, I'm irresponsible.

[00:24:57]>> No, man. Please.

[00:25:00]>> Right.

[00:25:02]>> Who's going to pick the kids up from daycare and all that stuff? Mike can't do it.

[00:25:05]>> Are you listening to me, baby? I said, man, I read a book that could probably help y'all.

[00:25:12]>> Please, man. Can you go down have a coke and a smile?

[00:25:15]>> Coke and a smile.

[00:25:19]>> Y'all want something?

[00:25:21]Bring me a coke, Mike.

[00:25:24]>> I'm fine, thank you.

[00:25:25]>> Mike.

[00:25:27]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:25:30]>> Oh yeah.

[00:25:31]>> Mike's going to be on carpal duty.

[00:25:33]>> Explain it to me. I >> We've got a problem with our chemistry set.

[00:25:38]>> It's not a chemistry set.

[00:25:40]>> Knows it ain't a chemistry set.

[00:25:44]>> We need a Walter.

[00:25:46]>> So, >> wait, what is it?

[00:25:48]>> God, he looks familiar. We've seen him before somewhere. He's so young here.

[00:25:53]>> It's taking longer to cook than than we originally planned and a lot of drugs that we can't sell.

[00:25:57]>> You'reing with my timet here. I gave you a deadline. Do you understand?

[00:26:01]>> Do you understand?

[00:26:02]>> Damn. Hello.

[00:26:04]>> We know what he'll do with people that don't understand him.

[00:26:08]>> Yeah.

[00:26:08]>> Hey, Mike. Who's the guy in all the photographs?

[00:26:13]>> Oh my god.

[00:26:15]>> That's my partner. Yeah, that's my partner.

[00:26:19]I've never seen anything like this.

[00:26:22]>> Right.

[00:26:25]>> Yeah. These pictures up here for every time he saved my life since with him >> cuz I mean when I saw it, you know, I was like the whole wall. I thought maybe there were, you know, pictures of your lover.

[00:26:40]>> I thought that maybe you were gay.

[00:26:43]>> I was gay.

[00:26:44]>> I mean, I didn't mean to offend you. You know, it's like okay to be a homosexual.

[00:26:48]>> You you you you not listening. It's not registering.

[00:26:54]>> Oh my god.

[00:26:57]It's not registering.

[00:27:01]>> Oh my god.

[00:27:03]>> All these pictures of him in there.

[00:27:06]I just make out all them damn pictures of himself in the damn house.

[00:27:11]That's concerning enough. You know, that was like a living, breathing preacher.

[00:27:16]You know, it probably had a name.

[00:27:18]>> It's just bologoney.

[00:27:23]>> Has about 30 names, you know, cuz they take like odd parts from all different ones, you know, like leftovers, like the hooves, you know, stomach lining, ears, stuff like that.

[00:27:37]>> Yeah. When I heard that about hot dogs, I didn't eat hot dogs for years. It's gross. How about a pickle? Can I eat the pickle?

[00:27:44]>> There's a lot of salt in it, but yeah, it's fine. I mean, it is a vegetable. A >> lot of salt and pickle. Okay, let me rinse the Let me rinse it.

[00:27:52]There we go.

[00:27:57]>> That looks like such a good pick off.

[00:27:59]>> I don't even taste the salt now.

[00:28:05]>> Oh, hello the othering dude.

[00:28:07]>> Right.

[00:28:08]>> Oh, thank you. Hello. We got a tip. They was running some major druggage up in there. Something like Bitty Keys.

[00:28:14]>> Bitty Keys.

[00:28:15]>> Boom. FREEZE. MIAMI.

[00:28:17]>> OH, look at the boys little ring. That is so cute.

[00:28:20]>> Your dogs, they [ __ ] all OVER MY >> That look like a chip of Michael is goddamn mind.

[00:28:31]>> I want to get back to my life the way it was. I'm tired. Okay. I got married so I can stop lying.

[00:28:39]You got it easy compared to me living in that that zoo you call home.

[00:28:42]>> Oh >> yo, that's my silk shirt, man.

[00:28:47]>> I'm going to be like Mike. I might as well dress like Mike, you know? I mean, >> look how big it is.

[00:28:54]Look how big it is.

[00:28:59]>> Can you take care of this, please? Got to call the wife.

[00:29:03]>> OH, >> can you please do some work one time today? Just just do something that helps this case.

[00:29:10]>> What? It's not that kind of day. Okay, leave me the alone.

[00:29:17]>> It's facial expression.

[00:29:19]>> No. Damn the joke. Damn. Bring it. I ain't the cutter.

[00:29:28]>> How things going with the kids?

[00:29:31]>> How's that potty training thing going?

[00:29:36]You are so silly.

[00:29:39]>> So yeah, why don't you rent a movie or something?

[00:29:44]>> So what you wearing?

[00:29:45]>> Give me the phone.

[00:29:56]>> Don't play like that. Okay. That's my family, man. No break up. I have >> you.

[00:30:08]>> There's such a perfect duo. Oh my gosh.

[00:30:11]>> Chad.

[00:30:12]>> Hey, Mr. Lowry.

[00:30:13]>> Chad.

[00:30:14]>> Hey, Mr. Lowry.

[00:30:17]>> Hello, brothers.

[00:30:18]>> Hey.

[00:30:18]>> Okay.

[00:30:19]>> Oh, boy.

[00:30:20]>> Julie, it's me.

[00:30:22]>> I'm calling it a fling, by the way, with Mike and Julie.

[00:30:26]>> Oh, the the real Mike.

[00:30:29]You must be >> Marcus.

[00:30:30]>> Marcus.

[00:30:31]>> Marcus.

[00:30:32]>> I'd recognize you from every one of the photographs.

[00:30:36]>> Oh.

[00:30:36]>> Well, you must be very good.

[00:30:39]>> I'm sorry.

[00:30:40]>> Looks like a stain on your rug. Damn.

[00:30:43]>> That was my baby Luke. He gets kind of nervous.

[00:30:46]>> Look at He's going to be like, >> I offered to pay Mike for the cleaning and he wouldn't hear of it.

[00:30:52]>> Oh, yeah. You don't need that.

[00:30:54]>> Yeah, I was going to throw that out anyway. You know, I just want a new look.

[00:30:59]So diabolical.

[00:31:01]>> Well, that mic is special. That's why I call him special mics.

[00:31:05]>> It's funny. You I like how you could just laugh at that. That's That's why I love him.

[00:31:11]I'd be pissed.

[00:31:14]>> Look, cute little dog on the couch.

[00:31:17]>> Look at the pony she gave the dog.

[00:31:19]>> He's in the bed. He's been having diarrhea and throwing up.

[00:31:26]Well, let's go see if little Duke is going to be okay, shall we?

[00:31:31]>> Push it.

[00:31:34]>> Who the hell is this?

[00:31:35]>> Like, >> oh, maybe that's a girl.

[00:31:38]>> The girl on the phone.

[00:31:39]>> Who the hell are you?

[00:31:40]>> Look, you got >> What is going on out here?

[00:31:44]>> I was crazy stalking.

[00:31:48]>> He's like, I'm going to kill you.

[00:31:50]>> She was coming. You threw a vet out.

[00:31:53]>> He's going to kill him. Kill him.

[00:31:55]>> That is a masseuse. She massages.

[00:32:00]>> Are there any other, you know, totally hysterical half naked women popping by tonight that I should know about?

[00:32:06]>> She was naked out a little bit.

[00:32:09]>> You fed out naked?

[00:32:12]>> My wife would hate. She hates womanizers.

[00:32:17]>> Me and my partner, we're going to go to club hell so we can bust this fool Noah.

[00:32:22]Does anybody have a problem with that?

[00:32:24]>> Fine.

[00:32:25]>> Don't blow the case.

[00:32:31]>> This is too good.

[00:32:35]>> Anybody tells you to move, don't. I don't care what they say. Tell them you're making a delivery for Mr. Pushchet. Okay. You got it. You got it, Frank. It's Ether. It'll explode, you dope.

[00:32:44]>> Oh.

[00:32:47]Oh, she found his stash.

[00:32:51]Oh, hell.

[00:32:52]>> This guy Noah's parole jacket says he works in there. We're standing out front arguing like a couple of school girls.

[00:32:58]What do you say we put an end to all this bickering? Huh?

[00:33:02]>> Cuz you starting to get on my goddamn >> Oh, >> what are we pretending that's normal?

[00:33:09]>> Think so.

[00:33:12]>> That might be real bodies, >> right? Hanging. Yeah.

[00:33:15]>> What are you talking about? I'm focused.

[00:33:17]Yeah. focused on all this scattered ass.

[00:33:20]>> Look at that.

[00:33:21]>> Fine. Fine.

[00:33:24]>> Does he recognize him? Oh, that's >> There he is.

[00:33:29]>> They recognized him.

[00:33:33]Ew, look at the urinal. It's full.

[00:33:38]Oh, he saw him.

[00:33:39]>> What's up, mother?

[00:33:41]>> Oh.

[00:33:47]Oh no. Damn.

[00:34:03]>> This one.

[00:34:05]Oh no. Oh my god.

[00:34:12]S Oh, got the fish.

[00:34:32]>> Oh, >> look. They know. Let's get Noah and get out of here.

[00:34:39]>> Of course, she's there.

[00:34:42]>> God damn. How the hell do they recognize?

[00:34:45]>> They got bird's eye view from right there. They can see so good.

[00:34:48]>> And they're looking for everyone.

[00:34:54]>> Damn.

[00:34:55]>> She literally had a clear shot.

[00:34:57]>> Not even that though.

[00:34:59]They was supposed to be no shooting.

[00:35:02]>> Supposed to move.

[00:35:05]>> We're really in a hurry.

[00:35:06]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:35:09]>> And they're going to have all the [ __ ] heroin. No, I think this was um something else in that was in the truck.

[00:35:14]They had I forget what he said. What was it? Uh >> explosives.

[00:35:18]>> Some kind of explos. It It's explosive, but I don't know what it is though.

[00:35:22]>> And can you please DRIVE THIS THING?

[00:35:24]PLEASE DRIVE. DON'T BRING IT HERE.

[00:35:27]>> Want to pick up slow ice cream truck.

[00:35:31]>> What am I SMELLING? JUST DRIVE.

[00:35:33]>> OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. You're right.

[00:35:35]You're right. How you going to pick a ice cream truck? THAT'S A DAMN PHONE.

[00:35:40]UM, that's about to blow up.

[00:35:43]>> This is protective custody.

[00:35:46]>> Yeah, you were. Hello. So, you left house.

[00:35:53]>> I thought about it. Yeah. She ain't even no seat belt either. She might get the flying back there and hit her head, >> right?

[00:36:01]>> Bridge closed the head.

[00:36:08]idea.

[00:36:09]Come up with your idea.

[00:36:11]>> It's so true though. Why you drove on this road?

[00:36:18]>> OH, I MEAN IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

[00:36:20]>> So smart.

[00:36:21]>> So they shoot it while you throwing it.

[00:36:27]>> Um, what do they do?

[00:36:31]>> Oh, the city is going to be so pissed.

[00:36:33]Hello.

[00:36:33]>> At least it's blocked off already.

[00:36:39]and dead.

[00:36:41]>> They got three of them, >> but dead.

[00:36:44]>> Yeah, >> there goes our only lead to the dope.

[00:36:46]>> I was about to say, >> how about there goes our only lead to Max's killer? I mean, he's still out there. But I mean, that's not really important cuz it's not like it's your job to protect people.

[00:36:56]>> She's crazy.

[00:36:59]>> Oh, no.

[00:37:01]Please, it's not 4K.

[00:37:03]>> But let me tell you something. And there's nothing >> absolutely nothing more important to Mike than doing this guy that killed Max. I got no >> This has not been a good day. And we got no leads cuz you cook Noah's back on.

[00:37:18]>> It's a cute little place.

[00:37:20]>> Yeah.

[00:37:20]>> Shampoo.

[00:37:23]>> Julie, it don't take that long to get shampoo. Come on, please. Let's go.

[00:37:27]>> Look at this.

[00:37:29]>> Jojo, he is a chemist. It's entirely too much heroin and too much ether for just nobody TO KNOW NOTHING.

[00:37:36]>> FREEZE MOTHER.

[00:37:39]>> Don't you move.

[00:37:41]>> I'm not understand. I I really don't. I mean, do you just attract me?

[00:37:47]>> Take it easy. All right. We are police officers.

[00:37:51]>> We're not police officers. I'm not stupid. I know. YOU WANT BAD MOTHER.

[00:37:56]>> WAIT. HELLO.

[00:37:58]>> I blow YOU THEN I BLOW YOU. BLOW ME.

[00:38:02]WHAT THE NOW? Hot me FROM >> THE MIDDLE EAST.

[00:38:05]>> I kid before.

[00:38:08]>> Do you see the EMOTION I'M GOING THROUGH?

[00:38:11]>> I'm gone.

[00:38:12]>> HEY, FREEZE.

[00:38:13]>> FREEZE.

[00:38:18]>> Now back up. Put the gun down. Pack a tropical fruit bubbleicious >> and some Skittles.

[00:38:29]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:38:30]Hell of a night. I'm going to bed.

[00:38:32]>> Make yourself at home. It's your bed.

[00:38:35]>> I sit down, you know, for for a minute, you know, cuz >> little dog, >> you know, for such a stud, Mike Lowry, you sure seem a little rigid about having a girl in your bed.

[00:38:49]>> Who?

[00:38:50]>> Well, I'm feeling Don't you feel a little funny?

[00:38:55]Well, I'm not a comedian, but >> Oh my god, she is ready to go.

[00:39:02]>> You You don't want that cuz uh when I come I come with the thunder.

[00:39:07]>> You sound like you're saving yourself for marriage.

[00:39:13]>> No, that that ain't me.

[00:39:16]>> That's Marcus.

[00:39:18]>> Oh, that's Marcus.

[00:39:21]>> Oh my gosh. Don't laugh.

[00:39:28]>> He looks like Ludicrous there.

[00:39:29]>> I know.

[00:39:31]>> What's Marcus's wife like?

[00:39:33]>> She's like a wife.

[00:39:35]>> His wife's enjoying the smoothness, right? This >> Oh gosh.

[00:39:40]>> Got a quality that women respond to.

[00:39:43]>> Sure.

[00:39:45]>> You know, like our situation if two people were alone.

[00:39:48]>> No, not with a guy like that.

[00:39:50]>> Excuse me.

[00:39:54]She knows.

[00:39:57]>> She knows.

[00:39:58]>> Yeah, I think she done figured it out.

[00:40:00]>> Don't do that.

[00:40:01]>> This is the quality time she always wanted.

[00:40:03]>> I cannot believe it. Check it out. Come on, Marcus will kill us if you find out.

[00:40:07]Give it to him.

[00:40:08]>> I can't believe you see it.

[00:40:14]>> Oh my god, >> that sounded so bad though. That sounded so bad.

[00:40:18]>> That sounded so bad. Got some jewelry.

[00:40:21]Thanks.

[00:40:23]>> Here we go. Is that our guy?

[00:40:25]>> That's him.

[00:40:26]>> Oh, they outside his house.

[00:40:32]>> Sneak up my own mothering house.

[00:40:35]>> What in the world?

[00:40:38]Upstairs.

[00:40:39]>> Look at the uh What is that? A hockey uh >> got my babies in the house.

[00:40:44]>> Oh. OH, HELLO.

[00:40:49]OH, >> get the kid.

[00:40:52]>> Not in covered in diapers.

[00:41:00]>> MIAMI POLICE, PLEASE.

[00:41:01]>> DAMN THE POLICE.

[00:41:05]>> You doing the >> No, I'm not doing the baby.

[00:41:12]>> Yeah, but we're supposed to get the girl. Forget that.

[00:41:17]Oh, don't get me started. Get out of the car.

[00:41:20]>> Nice. Got >> for you to even think for you to even let some dumb like that creep up in your mind.

[00:41:30]>> I know he shipp all I >> Oh my god, it's too funny.

[00:41:36]>> I'm going to ask you one more time. Give me a name. Give me a goddamn name.

[00:41:40]>> Okay.

[00:41:41]>> Oh, we got the classic mullet. I >> I'm just an Aaron boy. Gosh, stop.

[00:41:47]>> Right.

[00:41:47]>> You don't have any authority to reassign me. Someone just glasses.

[00:41:50]>> They should just bone and get that over with.

[00:41:56]>> Oh, don't make this hard.

[00:41:58]>> Oh gosh.

[00:42:01]Running.

[00:42:02]>> Do it real fast. Real well. We're looking for a real pro. Jojo.

[00:42:05]>> I told you already, man. I'm in a rubber business now, man.

[00:42:08]>> Fair enough.

[00:42:08]>> I got 15 bullets in this gun. Mike, >> I swear if you don't start talking to me, I'mma feel your lying. Full of some hot now. WHAT'S UP, >> MIKE? HE'S A FORMER GANJA SMOKING MOTHER. HE AIN'T WORTH IT. DO YOU WANT SOMETHING? I'LL BUST YOUR ASS, TOO.

[00:42:21]>> OH, >> SO SAD. You on your own, Jojo.

[00:42:27]You splatter his ass. He's no good to us.

[00:42:31]I'M NOT GOING DOWN FOR YOU KILLING JOJO THE TIME MAN.

[00:42:35]>> The time man.

[00:42:36]>> All right. I don't know everything about everything. I know a little bit about a little bit.

[00:42:40]Okay.

[00:42:43]>> No, this guy's an Einstein [ __ ] genius college boy.

[00:42:48]>> Jojo, I want you to get >> I'll tell you where he's at.

[00:42:50]>> You would do that for us, Jojo?

[00:42:52]>> Yeah. Yeah. I want to help you guys. You stick that gun down. I got the address.

[00:42:57]>> Not the two guns.

[00:42:58]>> This is on me.

[00:43:00]>> God dang.

[00:43:05]>> He's running.

[00:43:06]>> You made me think you were going to shoot me for a minute. I was.

[00:43:09]>> Hey, >> is she always like this on a steak out?

[00:43:13]>> Oh, I can't believe she went there on you. You don't know who you talking to.

[00:43:18]That's Mike Lowry.

[00:43:24]>> Why don't you whip it out for a big boy?

[00:43:26]Uh, right on your forehead.

[00:43:31]>> Too funny.

[00:43:33]>> That's Mike Lowry.

[00:43:43]Damn, I'm so mad I don't recog like I don't know what film we saw him in or show.

[00:43:48]>> That's it. Call major backup.

[00:43:50]>> That man is cutting off his circulation with that damn thing.

[00:43:53]>> I just am not sure of the look. Looks like a doctor going into surgery.

[00:43:59]>> [ __ ] Every >> Oh, are they Can they see each other?

[00:44:02]>> He's looking at them directly.

[00:44:05]>> Can we help you?

[00:44:08]Hey, this is real cop stuff. Okay. This is not Charlie's Angels.

[00:44:11]>> Never seen that.

[00:44:13]>> Yeah, me neither. I know what it is, though.

[00:44:15]>> Yeah, same.

[00:44:18]>> Look at this.

[00:44:19]>> Oh, that's disrepectful.

[00:44:21]Look at >> that's disrespectful.

[00:44:27]>> This highspeed chase ending on a >> was captured two nights ago by our six action news team.

[00:44:37]I thought you said daddy was in Cleveland.

[00:44:40]>> Can't be in Cleveland.

[00:44:42]>> I'm telling you, man. This fuche.

[00:44:45]>> God damn.

[00:44:52]>> That's the last time they were handcuffed.

[00:44:54]>> Did she braid the dog's hair?

[00:44:55]>> That's what I'm saying. Hello.

[00:44:57]>> Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am, lady.

[00:45:02]>> Oh no. This is going to be so bad.

[00:45:05]>> You'll be set free. Be back to your old life.

[00:45:10]>> No more handcuffs.

[00:45:12]>> She like, "Yeah, that ain't happening.

[00:45:16]Get up out of here."

[00:45:17]>> Oh gosh. Oh gosh.

[00:45:19]>> What? Why the is she checking the door?

[00:45:24]>> Can I help you?

[00:45:26]>> Yes. I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Bernett.

[00:45:29]>> And that would be the tall one or the short one?

[00:45:32]>> The short one.

[00:45:34]That's >> let me get your husband.

[00:45:41]>> Marcus, get over here.

[00:45:47]>> I'm because I know what it looks like.

[00:45:49]Did you get my message?

[00:45:51]>> Huh? Um, can you UM y'all Matt, um, baby?

[00:46:04]>> Marcus. Marcus, as far as I am concerned, you can keep the wedding ring in your pocket because you, your new little girlfriend, >> I saw it on the news.

[00:46:17]>> Um, baby, it's not even >> No, you're no longer welcome to my house. He didn't tell you I was coming in the airport early. Remember I said calling that you?

[00:46:28]>> Where the is she going?

[00:46:29]>> She's gone.

[00:46:30]>> Me. I run out. I got a shirt open.

[00:46:33]>> He have butt naked. Then you then you see the white girl.

[00:46:38]>> And ain't nobody hunk. I'm telling you.

[00:46:39]Ain't nobody doing none of that.

[00:46:43]>> She's a material witness. That's that's real.

[00:46:45]>> No.

[00:46:47]>> She No. No.

[00:46:49]Babe, listen.

[00:46:50]>> Left the door open. Yay.

[00:46:53]>> Can you stop so I can talk to you, please?

[00:46:55]>> I am enough with the smooth dumb ass.

[00:47:04]Now, don't look for help now. Don'ting look for >> At least this is not in the apartment.

[00:47:21]>> Right here, right now. Gosh.

[00:47:24]>> I mean, are we surprised?

[00:47:25]>> I think the lobby's closed.

[00:47:29]>> They have crazy guns. Oh my god.

[00:47:33]>> No, don't go screaming for Mike now.

[00:47:34]Hello. Yeah, I should have stayed in the damn apartment or condo.

[00:47:40]>> Oh, he has the dock.

[00:47:43]>> Forgot to give him the address.

[00:47:45]>> I forgot to give them the >> Oh, god damn. I'm jumping in the water.

[00:47:52]This man still chasing him on foot.

[00:47:56]>> Okay. Oh.

[00:47:57]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:48:02]>> He ran all this on foot.

[00:48:05]Damn. Right in the photo shoot.

[00:48:09]>> Ow.

[00:48:11]Pause. Almost like it want TO BE GREASED, >> RIGHT? I like where are they?

[00:48:17]>> Oh, no. Not the hair salon.

[00:48:22]>> It's okay. It's okay. I'm with the police. It's cool. You look great.

[00:48:30]>> Oh no. They are so dirty for what they're about to do.

[00:48:36]Oh, did he kill that guy?

[00:48:44]>> He runs so funny.

[00:48:48]>> Hey.

[00:48:50]Ooh.

[00:48:53]>> Damn.

[00:48:54]>> Yeah, he did.

[00:48:58]>> Good grip saves lives. Let's go, Marcus.

[00:49:00]Hold on. Oh. Oh, that will hurt so bad.

[00:49:05]His back will be >> I love how they give Will Smith the slow-mo and they make him look crazy.

[00:49:16]>> So true. They got this man looking crazy all the time.

[00:49:24]Oh, THIS IS THE SCENE.

[00:49:25]>> OH, YEAH.

[00:49:31]OH, I thought they said something.

[00:49:33]>> I told you to play by the rules.

[00:49:34]>> Don't do this to me now. I am on the verge of solving this case.

[00:49:37]>> You turned South Beach into a war zone.

[00:49:39]I finally got the authority to shut you down. As of today, you're all reassigned.

[00:49:43]>> What the mean? She has the authority.

[00:49:46]>> All right, look. He's going to kill the girl anyway, and we're not going to let her die. And we're not walking away from this bus. I don't give a what she says.

[00:49:52]That means you guys got 2 hours to find.

[00:49:54]It's time to get lucky. Go do what you got to do.

[00:49:57]>> Damn. Let him loose.

[00:49:59]>> Hey man, it's not that easy. Okay, if it was that easy, you guys would be doing it.

[00:50:02]>> Hey man, work your magic. You say you're a computeriz >> Hey man, back up off me. Okay, I'm >> Oh my gosh.

[00:50:10]>> So you back up off me, man. You don't sit.

[00:50:15]I will knock you the out.

[00:50:17]>> Okay.

[00:50:18]>> Oh, I was so scared.

[00:50:20]>> You're going to get me out of jail. And I wasn't lying, Fletcher.

[00:50:22]>> I wasn't lying, Fletcher.

[00:50:24]>> They did not need to give him that POV.

[00:50:27]Right.

[00:50:31]Right there. Eddie Domingo.

[00:50:33]>> She I think is is is what's it called?

[00:50:35]The mole. It's an inside job because of her.

[00:50:38]>> Girl.

[00:50:44]>> Oh no.

[00:50:46]>> I know. I'm sorry. Listen. Listen. Mike will make it up to you. I will. I'll do anything you want.

[00:50:51]>> We don't have a lot of time. Let's go.

[00:50:53]>> I get these tissues like we ain't got time for the tears. I want to lick him.

[00:50:59]>> Hello.

[00:51:00]>> Yeah.

[00:51:00]>> Yeah. You got to speak to Romeo.

[00:51:02]>> No, there ain't no Romeo here, [ __ ] >> Who you laughing at?

[00:51:06]>> Now, this cell phone will keep triangulating him no matter where he goes.

[00:51:10]>> Damn, they got it that quick.

[00:51:11]>> That's so smart. That's so smart.

[00:51:14]>> You take those bongos away from that guy, man. He's nothing.

[00:51:17]>> Don't be so stupid because >> Was that I love Lucy they're talking about?

[00:51:23]>> Is it assigned to traffic duty? Well, this is real.

[00:51:26]>> No, cuz that's Rick Ricardo.

[00:51:29]>> Let's go.

[00:51:30]>> Damn. She could get you killed. Let's go.

[00:51:33]>> Let's go.

[00:51:38]>> Oh, damn. This is really is about to go down.

[00:51:41]>> I need a SWAT team. Helicopters. We're calling all cars here, baby. Only I don't know where I need them.

[00:51:49]>> Calling all cars, but I don't know where I need them.

[00:51:52]>> That's my toy. Holy [ __ ] >> UT TO.

[00:51:56]>> And how about the wire transfers?

[00:51:59]>> Two wire transfers to your banks totaling $180 million.

[00:52:03]>> Thought it was worth the hundred.

[00:52:07]>> Oh, cuz he must have made it. Oh, >> does she have the key?

[00:52:13]>> It's been a week.

[00:52:15]>> She has the key.

[00:52:16]>> So, it actually worked out.

[00:52:18]>> 90 million gel bank of Zuri.

[00:52:20]>> Of course, it's in Switzerland.

[00:52:24]Yep. She's got the key.

[00:52:26]>> What? You got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.

[00:52:29]>> Scratch this. Okay.

[00:52:30]>> Scratch whatever you want me to. You blueeyed.

[00:52:33]>> Oh my god.

[00:52:36]He go throw it in >> and a compliment at the same time.

[00:52:41]Blueeyed is crazy.

[00:52:45]>> Tuck in your skirt, baby. Come on.

[00:52:48]Always work sometimes.

[00:52:52]What kind of car is that? A Bugatti?

[00:52:54]>> No, I think that's a uh Is that a Viper, y'all? I think it's a Viper. I haven't seen a Viper in like forever, but I think it's like a Viper. Something Viper. Only reason I even know of that that car is because I played GTA. Oh, up the suit and >> right. It's a nice suit.

[00:53:16]>> And low key, they're in best case scenario, they're behind like steel.

[00:53:19]>> Yep.

[00:53:22]Let's go.

[00:53:27]>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. She could put the car in neutral.

[00:53:30]>> Um. Hello.

[00:53:31]>> But get out.

[00:53:33]>> Okay.

[00:53:37]>> All right. I got to give it to him.

[00:53:38]>> I hope in the next one she's a cop.

[00:53:46]Also very Michael Bay like with the slow-mos and the fire.

[00:53:54]Oh.

[00:53:59]>> Oh, damn.

[00:54:04]>> YOU FORGOT YOUR BOARDING PASS.

[00:54:09]>> Let's go.

[00:54:14]Well, that ain't going nowhere. And there goes the money.

[00:54:24]>> It's literally a war zone over here.

[00:54:26]>> Oh, war zone.

[00:54:34]>> Oh, he's taking a car.

[00:54:37]Oh.

[00:54:45]No. No way. He gets away.

[00:54:48]>> Oh, he did shoot him.

[00:54:53]>> Well, the whole thing's going to blow up.

[00:54:54]>> Mike, get in the car. Just get in the >> They don't see this man down there in pain. Help him up, somebody.

[00:55:13]Oh my gosh.

[00:55:15]>> Oh yeah, that's Michael Bay.

[00:55:16]>> That's Michael Bay.

[00:55:19]>> Look at this.

[00:55:21]>> Yo, please catch that mother. Shot me.

[00:55:24]Shot you. He shot me.

[00:55:25]>> He steals our kidnapped Julie. Shoots at my wife or we beating him down.

[00:55:31]>> Oh yeah.

[00:55:32]>> How the hell you going to leave my ass at a gunfight to go get the car?

[00:55:38]I mean, it did save y'all.

[00:55:42]>> I wouldn't expect anything else.

[00:55:45]>> Oh, very fast and furious. Like, >> he's on the flight >> on the runway.

[00:55:50]>> You have the right to remain silent.

[00:55:51]>> Anything you say, Ken, will be used against you in the court of law.

[00:55:55]>> Yo, man. You doing?

[00:55:56]>> Get it out the way.

[00:56:02]>> Okay, let's go. Marcus, >> just punch it, man. Punch it. Go.

[00:56:08]>> Let's [ __ ] go.

[00:56:11]>> And this car is faster. This is a faster one, baby.

[00:56:18]>> Or we could just slow down. Hello.

[00:56:22]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:56:35]Oh my gosh.

[00:56:37]>> Now that's how you SUPPOSED TO DRIVE.

[00:56:40]>> FROM NOW ON, THAT'S HOW YOU DRIVE.

[00:56:46]>> You are under arrest.

[00:56:48]>> Uh-oh.

[00:56:52]>> Such a shame that that car is destroyed.

[00:56:54]>> I was like, X marks the spot.

[00:56:56]>> Freeze.

[00:56:58]>> Ain't even worth killing, man.

[00:57:02]>> It's a good shot. Oof. Right in the knee. I know that's hurting.

[00:57:09]>> Yep. We got the slow-mo. Her skirt is so cute.

[00:57:12]>> I bet when your punk ass woke up this morning, you didn't think about 5:00.

[00:57:17]You have a hole in your leg, did you?

[00:57:19]>> No.

[00:57:19]>> You thought he'd be $180 million rich.

[00:57:21]>> You couldn't kill me. You chicken [ __ ] >> Oh, no. I could. You talking like it's over. I was just pausing.

[00:57:27]>> Oh, >> not going to give you that satisfaction.

[00:57:32]He's a [ __ ] joke.

[00:57:35]>> Oh, oh, OH.

[00:57:45]>> DEUCES.

[00:57:47]>> I would tell you I love you, man.

[00:57:50]>> Yeah. You know, you always be getting emotional.

[00:57:55]>> You're a little dangerous.

[00:57:57]>> What's next?

[00:57:59]>> No. No. do when they come for you.

[00:58:02]>> Ain't going to be no next. You wanted Mike Lowry, you got him. That's Mike.

[00:58:09]>> Oh, Mike.

[00:58:11]>> Mry.

[00:58:12]>> I'm going home to my wife to get my quality time.

[00:58:16]>> I'm cool, man. Don't need no help.

[00:58:18]Please back up.

[00:58:24]>> Oh my gosh, my cheeks are burning.

[00:58:29]Literally another cheek burner. Oh my gosh.

[00:58:33]>> Yeah. Nah, this was much funnier than I think I would have ever imagined.

[00:58:38]>> 100%.

[00:58:40]100% hilarious.

[00:58:43]I'm so ready for this trilogy.

[00:58:47]I'm so happy there's more of them because this was gold.

[00:58:52]>> Absolute gold. And of course, >> Martin Lawrence, y'all. Like, he is easily one of my favorite just actors when it comes to comedies. I would say comedians.

[00:59:02]>> Comedians. He is [ __ ] hilarious on screen. Like, I just don't know what it is. Like, he >> it's not it's not easy also to like always find ways to be funny on screen, but like he can find it.

[00:59:16]>> It's It's everything. It's his facial expressions, his mannerisms, >> like his lines, everything is so funny.

[00:59:25]>> Yes, he is one funny dude. And like like I said, I know we I mentioned earlier like cuz we watched Martin the show. We watched like the whole thing. So like it's so cool to see like the way he acted on there. Like they basically let him like go. It looked like they just let him go and just let him have fun.

[00:59:43]That's him. Exactly.

[00:59:44]>> Yeah. They just let him go and let him like be able to be himself. And like we felt a lot of Martin in there, a lot of just like the antics with like even with Gina like how he would echo Gina with Teresa like >> that was just comic gold.

[00:59:59]>> The faces he would make.

[01:00:00]>> Yes. Yes. It was so good. So I'm interested. I wonder when this how long after he did Martin like they did this cuz Will looks young. Martin looks really young still and everything. So wow. This was a lot of fun. Holy crap.

[01:00:14]>> This was amazing. This was You guys have been crushing it on the polls lately. I got to give credit. This was amazing.

[01:00:22]And it had Michael Bay written all over without a question.

[01:00:25]>> You know, I really love that when a director kind of has their stamp and you could recognize it just from the film style.

[01:00:32]>> Um, so fun. Julie was a great addition.

[01:00:35]I'm almost sure she's the mom in Jurassic Park 3. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself with three, but >> I don't know. I have no idea. I I I know we know her, but I just don't know where her face I can recognize.

[01:00:51]>> She was a mom in something. I remember.

[01:00:53]>> And I'm pretty sure you guys have let us know the other actor that I was mentioning there.

[01:00:57]>> Oh, the chemist.

[01:00:57]>> The chemist guy. I don't know what film it was or what show it was, but we've seen him before. just let us know down below. And yeah, now this was so much damn fun. This was a gym and >> and it was action-packed.

[01:01:12]>> And it was action packed. And it's so cool too because we, you know, obviously for a lot that don't know, we watch Dexter and you know, a lot of people on Patreon know this, but like because we've been so engulfed within like homicide >> and like in the cop like kind of I don't know uh just world of like what internal affairs is cuz like I wouldn't have known what that was >> if we had jurisdiction they had.

[01:01:39]>> Exactly. So like it's so cool that we've we kind of have a little bit of a background with a little bit of that knowledge. So it's kind of cool just being in a a precinct seeing you know the captain the lieutenants or whatever whoever it is and like understanding the roles understanding the hierarchy the bond between the the the you know just your your your partners like so we we got a good like ideal of that with watching Dexter. So, it's just really cool to be able to see a different perspective of it like with this version. And it's so funny because both were in like Miami, you know, located, you know, ideally in Miami. So, I don't know, it was just like really fun just to get that reference of, you know, some familiar familiarity with that whole concept. But yeah, >> totally totally amazing chemistry with the cast >> and I will say I hope within the next two films we get a what's up.

[01:02:33]That would be insane.

[01:02:34]>> So awesome.

[01:02:35]>> No, I I absolutely loved it. Will was actually awesome in this as well. I love Will in this. Like was How many uh movies have we seen with Will?

[01:02:43]>> We've seen quite a few. And I also love how they each shine in their own way.

[01:02:47]>> Yeah, cuz Will's hilarious too. Like Will has a good >> He was pretty funny in this too. Like I'm not saying like I I know I've seen uh uh Fresh Prince, not like the whole show, which is one of his uh original things that I know he did. uh which he was pretty funny in that show. So, you know, but he had his little moments where he was able to be funny.

[01:03:06]>> He has his moments. Yeah, for sure.

[01:03:08]>> But like just for who this Mike Larry character was, he murdered it.

[01:03:12]>> I I really always find Will, this is probably going to be a hot take as such a great supporting character in a way.

[01:03:18]You know what I mean? Like I think he he bounced off like Martin's uh vibe and energy really well. Would I necessarily say he would make the funniest movie solo? No, I feel like he can't carry the comedy, but he definitely adds to it.

[01:03:34]>> Yeah, we did see him in Independence Day, which was another movie. He wasn't like he was a part he wasn't the main guy. Like, he was a part of the main cast, but Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. That's an interesting point.

[01:03:46]>> Only comedy wise, otherwise like I think he can totally be a main, but >> Yeah. He did an I Am Legend. We seen him.

[01:03:52]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he's a great main character, but in terms of comedy, >> I thought he was just a great chemistry and bounced off great off of Martin Style >> because it was so different. So, like I said, I thought the chemistry with the casting was great.

[01:04:08]>> Just the storyline came together great.

[01:04:10]It was just the right amount of like cheesy fun, but like the good kind, you know, silly, uh, very dramatic, >> of course.

[01:04:19]>> So, that was amazing.

[01:04:21]>> No, that was amazing. Thank you all once again for voting in the polls for this one. We are so glad to be checking this out.

[01:04:28]>> We're going to check out the trilogy.

[01:04:30]>> Yes, we're definitely going to check out the trilogy. Be interested to see how they continue the trilogy. Like, you know, I don't expect it to be as good as this cuz this seemed like this was like such a gym.

[01:04:39]>> You know what I mean? But like I mean, look, you got Martin and they hopefully they still keep Martin and Will and they can do that then I think they'll always have something, you know, some shenanigans to do. So either way, super excited to check that out. Definitely let us know your thoughts down below and we'll catch you in the next one.

[01:04:56]>> Peace.